Israel’s Tenth Trial
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by R. Eliezer Simcha Weisz In this unprecedented hour of trial, Israel
stands at a historic crossroads facing a perilous moment, waging battle on
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An Israeli attraction meant to immerse tourists in an authentic, ancient biblical experience has outfitted its donkeys with wireless routers.
At the historical park of Kfar Kedem in northern Israel, visitors decked out in biblical robes and headdresses ride donkeys through the rolling hills of the Galilee, learning how people lived in Old Testament times.
Now they can also surf the web while touring the land of the Bible on one of the oldest forms of transportation. A device slung around the donkey's neck like a feedbag is actually a Wi-Fi router.
The park's manager, Menachem Goldberg, said Wednesday he hopes the melding of old and new will connect the younger generation to ancient Galilee life while allowing them to share, tweet and snap the experience instantly to friends. He played down the notion that 21st-century tourists have grown addicted to being online at all times.
"You take some pictures, you want to change your picture on Facebook — you can do it," Goldberg said.
Visitor Peter Scherr accessed the Internet while touring the Galilee hills to do some donkey fact-finding with his family.
"It has been used as a working animal for 5,000 years," said the New York native, reading from a Wikipedia page on his iPad. "There are more than 40 million donkeys in the world . That's a lot of donkeys!"
Scherr visited the park with his wife and children, all dressed in traditional garb. The family could easily have been mistaken for shepherds from a bygone age — were it not for their Camelbacks, iPads and smartphones.
The wireless donkey tour has been running for less than a week, but it is already a hit with visitors.
"I don't miss any news," Scherr said. "I send pictures back to my family while I'm having fun on the donkeys."
“Give me it for free,” a group of young boys yells in Yiddish, giggling merrily, as their tzitzit strings dangle.The man standing in the ice cream truck grins down at them. “No, give me money,” he replies.The negotiation continues until an older sibling finally comes over with a wrinkled fistful of dollar bills.“They always come at me, in Yiddish, shouting for free ice cream,” Yaniv Bazel said while leaning against a popcorn machine in his hot-pink ice cream truck, in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn. “They drive me crazy!”It’s all in a day’s work for Bazel, 24, the Lubavitch co-owner of the Kosher L’Mehadrin Bazel Ice Cream Truck. Though there are hundreds of ice cream trucks that tour the city streets in the summer, this truck is different from most. It is among the few that hold a strict kosher certification allowing them to cater to a specific — and ice cream hungry — sliver of New York children: the ultra-Orthodox.In 2006, Bazel had no ice cream experience and one lone truck — a small school bus painted bright pink, designed with clip art pictures of ice cream cones and with “Bazel” written across it in swirling letters. He recruited his brother and soon-to-be brother-in-law, both 17-year-old Israelis, to venture into the project with him. Since then, that original truck has become a family business. Bazel now has a fleet of six trucks, each one stocked with freezers and ice cream machines. Every summer, his father flies in from Israel to help man the trucks, and he’s hoping to get a visa for his youngest brother to join them in the United States.“We want to be big, like a kosher Mister Softee, with 600 trucks all over the city,” Bazel said. “We’re not trying to sell to people that don’t keep kosher, because they already have enough ice cream trucks. We’re looking at Jewish customers.”
What does a nice Italian Catholic boy have to do with Israel? For Frank Sinatra, a sincere appreciation of the Jewish people led to a lifelong advocacy for the Jewish state.
In the film Frank Sinatra in Israel from 1962, Sinatra narrates his tour of Israel, including live footage from his concert at Tel Nof Air Force base and a scene of him watching the Independence Day parade. Among the many facets of Israeli life and culture that Sinatra appreciates, its health care system is his favorite.
Explaining the Histadrut labor movement and the leading health service Kupat Holim, Sinatra states, "If you have to get sick, Israel is the place for it."While it's unclear what sparked Sinatra's love for the Jewish people (perhaps good pal Sammy Davis Jr. won him over?) Sinatra always donated a large portion of his philanthropic efforts to the State of Israel. In 1947, he performed at an "Action for Palestine" rally, and he later donated over $1 million to Israel's Hebrew University, where there is now a Frank Sinatra International Student Center.
At the end of his 1962 film, Sinatra faces the camera and makes a plea to Americans, saying, "What happens to Israel tomorrow depends on what we do for its children today." As if saying no to those bright blue eyes wasn't hard enough, Sinatra closes the film by saying, "Shalom, shalom." Hebrew words never sounded so smooth.
You walk by this store on a busy Tel Aviv Street right by the Carmel market and from the outside it seems just like any other storefront, except that it features toilets -- not for purchase, but for use.
This European trend has infiltrated the Israeli market, which does have toilets for pay at bus stations, among other locations. However, the service, hygiene and costs are not the same. It costs 3 shekels to use one of these boutique toilets, about 75 cents.
It feels almost as if you've entered a hotel washroom. With music playing in the background, nice decor, and pleasant service, this boutique fills a basic need. The store hosts about 400 people a day, who are interested in the experience. The store is open Sunday through Friday and is closed on Shabbat.