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Monday, August 26, 2013
A Joke to Start the Week - "Waiting for the Czar"
It's Monday morning again -- time for another joke to start the week.
Now that we have our own source of new jokes (actually old jokes retold, because as we often say, there's no such thing as a new Jewish joke) we're sending another one your way from our collection of videos that we've been making at hotels and communities where we present Jewish Humor on Your Desktop - a Unique Comedy Experience.
Here's another one from Monroe Township, New Jersey, where we put on a show at a comedy brunch in late July. The Jokester this time is Art Nash.
Here's the setup: In Old Russia, two Jews decide they want to assassinate the czar. So they wait in hiding and then...
Our apologies once again for the background noise. The crowd was just having too much fun. In future audience participation joke sessions, we'll try to find a quiet corner to capture the jokes.
Amidst all the noise and laughter as people were leaving, we lost the piece of paper on which we wrote Art's profession. Art, if you're reading this and want it added, please send an email or mention it in the comments below.
If you like the series, let us know with a "like" or "more jokes" entry in the comments section, and we'll continue collecting Jersey jokes and jokes from other locations where we are booked for fun events.
Enjoy!
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Good quick joke
ReplyDeletehahahah...great one.
ReplyDeleteBut this is the 2nd email where we are told that you would move away from the background noise, and it's still unbearable with all the noise.
Sorry again. That was the last of the noisy ones. It should be better starting next Monday. Stay tuned.
DeleteThank you, Al. Will do.
DeleteFunny, but New England Jews have good ones too.
ReplyDeleteoy vay sooo what happened to the Czar? hahhahahah
ReplyDeletethe nerve of him not come on time for death hahahahahhaha hehehehehehehhohohohohoho good one artie very good
oy vay sooooooo what happened to the Czar? hahhahahahahhehehehehehohohohoh real good one artie
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