Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Joel Chasnoff is one of our favorite standup comics. We started posting his routines in early 2010 and revisited his humor in 2011 and 2012. We posted Joel's funny observations on traveling, playing on a yeshiva basketball team, foreign languages, and Passover. If you're not familiar with Joel as a standup comic, you may have read his funny book, The 188th Crybaby Brigade, about his adventures as an American in the Israeli army. It's a hilarious coming-of-age tale in which Chasnoff takes
readers into the barracks, across international borders, over, under,
and through political fences, and face-to-face with the absurd reality
of life in the Israeli Army.
Here's a 12 minute gem - a collection of Joel's funny reflections on Jewish parenting and marriage, Orthodox Jewish cheerleaders, and speaking Dutch and Chinese. Enjoy!
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Two weeks ago we ran a story and video about an unidentified man playing a medley of Jewish songs on saxophone and clarinet in the Times Square subway station. At the time we didn't have any more information about him, but now we know the rest of the story, which we'll share with you. He's Isaiah Richardson Jr., an alumnus of the Juilliard School, the High School of Music and Art and the Performing Arts, and the United States Marine Corps Band. So what's he doing playing Jewish music in the subway?
Zach Pontz interviewed Richardson for the Jewish newspaper The Algemeiner, and got some insight into his background and musical interests. Here is his report:
When I finally caught up with Richardson, over coffee in Brooklyn,
I learned that he isn’t your typical street performer. In fact, he’s
not really a street performer at all. An accomplished musician with
performances at Webster Hall, Carnegie Hall and the 92nd Street Y under his belt, he currently plays with the band Brown Rice Family,
the Colombian Punk Rock band Maku SoundSystem, and is a working
musician-for-hire. At the time of our meeting he was shooting a project
for HBO.
A multi-instrumentalist who identifies himself as a clarinetist first
and foremost (he also plays the saxophone, harmonica, trumpet and
piano, among other instruments), he fell into playing in subways by
accident, then by necessity.
“I remember the exact date: September 24, 2010. I did a recording
earlier in the day and fell asleep on the train and all of my
instruments got stolen. My tenor sax—gone. Flute-gone. Clarinet-gone.
Harmonica—gone. At that point all I had was a trumpet. So I decided
then, and if you’re a musician and that’s what you do and your things
are gone—that’s a problem. And I didn’t have any money then, so I
decided to play the trumpet on the street,” he relates.
Among the songs in his repertoire were several klezmer and
traditional Jewish tunes he had picked up while studying the clarinet,
first in a program at Juilliard when he was just 12, then later in high
school, college and for the Marine Corps band.
“I just heard all these sounds and every clarinetist wanted to learn
how to make those sounds,” he said of growing up around musicians who
found their influence in the klezmer music first cultivated by Eastern European Jews, and then spread across the globe.
But his real education came in high school when he got hold of a certain album by a prominent klezmer musician. “I got an Andy Statman album, Hidden Light,
and I can’t tell you how many times I listened to that album. Just over
and over again, every day.” Other musicians that Richardson is fond of
citing include Benny Goodman and Dave Tallas, whom Richardson speaks of in almost hushed tones. “Nobody can touch Dave Tarras. Nobody,” he says.
Last November the New York Times ran a video report on Richardson, who frequently plays on the steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
But he doesn't confine his playing to the museum. Subway stations are also a favorite spot, and we found another clip of him playing the Yiddish song Oyf'n Pripitchik in the West 4th Street station. Here's the video, posted on YouTube by Simon Marcus, followed by the New York Times video.
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Some of the funniest Jewish comedians became famous long before YouTube, and even before their standup routines were kinescoped or videotaped for posterity. The only way you could laugh at their shtick was to be in the audience at Grossinger's, the Concord, or any of the many hotels in New York's Catskill Mountains that became known as the Borscht Belt. Then came television and the Ed Sullivan Show, which brought the likes of Sam Levenson, Shelly Berman, Buddy Hackett, Mort Sahl, Henny Youngman, and Myron Cohen to the attention of a wider audience. Cohen (1902-1986) started out as a salesman in the garment industry in New York. When
calling on customers, before showing his samples, he would tell a joke
to put everyone at ease and establish a friendly mood. Cohen’s jokes
were often more popular than his garment samples, and his customers
urged him to become a professional comedian.
He entertained in nightclubs in the 1950s and 1960s, and appeared frequently on The Ed Sullivan Show. Although he spoke perfect,
cultured English, he was a master at capturing the ethnic accents of
the Jewish citizens of New York City.
There aren't many video clips of Myron Cohen's routines, but here's one we found from a 1978 performance in Warwick, Rhode Island. If you like the clip, you can rent the 60 minute video from Netflix or buy it at Amazon.com.
Enjoy!
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Bernie Liebowitz, a 93-year-old retiree
from the carpet business, is our joke teller to get the week off to a funny
start. Bernie, a member of the 65 and older cast of the Old Jews Telling Jokes
website, gives us an old joke that we've seen in many forms, including a short
film that we posted last October.
Here’s the setup for thejoke
: Molly said to Sam: “Sammy, get me some ice cream, and Sam, please write it down because you're going to forget." And then... Enjoy, even if you know the punch line!
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Jewish
life is returning to Belarus and its capital, Minsk. After the founding of
yeshivot in Volozhin and Mir in the nineteenth century, the Jewish population
rose to almost a million in the 1900s.
After
the Holocaust, only ten percent remained, many of whom moved to Israel. Recent
surveys estimate the population now to be around 50,000.
Belarus
was home to many notable Jews, including Shimon Peres, Chaim Weitzman, Menachem
Begin, Yitzchak Shamir, Eliezer Ben Yehuda, Rabbi Joseph B. Soloveitchik,
Irving Berlin, Marc Chagall, Louis B. Mayer, David Sarnoff, and Ayn Rand.
Jewish
organizations are taking root in Belarus, such as community centers, youth
organizations, kindergartens, newspapers, magazines, and a web site.
A
visible sign of a Jewish awakening is the performance of Jewish music in public
places. In our ongoing search for new and unusual interpretations of Tumbalalaika,
Hava Nagila, and Hevenu Shalom Aleichem around the world, we came
across the Radzimichy Folk Ensemble of Belarus. In the video below, they sing
and dance to the melodies of all three songs, dressed in their traditional folk
costumes.
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David Finkelstein, dressed in black as an Orthodox Jew, was a big hit a few days ago when we posted his standup comedy routine at the Broadway Comedy Club. Since many readers asked for more, we expanded our search and found another one of David's routines with his "Guide to Jewish Pre-Marital Relations."
It appears to be another few minutes taken from the same performance at the Broadway Comedy Club. In this one he veers into a description of the convoluted steps he has to take as an Orthodox Jew operating at the edge of restrictions about touching a female. His advice includes how to sit next to females on the subway and how to interact with cashiers at the store.
"When I go to the store, if the cashier is a female, I'm not allowed to hand her the money, so we don't accidentally touch. Sometimes when I'm horny, I hand her the money so our fingers brush passionately."
We're still trying to track him down and find more of his shtick and backstory. Stay tuned and enjoy!
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Last week's post of a Chinese chorus singing Yiddish and Hebrew songs in Hong Kong got such a positive response that we just had to share the songs of another choir 1,500 miles across the East China Sea in Kyoto, Japan. We don't know if the choir of Beit Shalom in Kyoto sings in Yiddish, but their Hebrew singing is beautiful. Beit Shalom (House of Peace) is the headquarters of the Japanese Christian Friends of Israel. The
group is well known for its choir, the Shinome (Dawn) Chorus, which
sings Israeli and Japanese songs and has traveled to Israel, Europe,
and the United States. The group's main ideology centers on support for
Israel and includes prayers for the coming of the Messiah.
Rather than
encourage conversion to Christianity, the group emphasizes peace between
peoples. Ehud Olmert visited Beit Shalom when he was the mayor of Jerusalem. Jews and Israelis are specifically welcome to stay at Beit Shalom
for up to three nights free of charge.
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On Sunday, January 13th, tens of
thousands of people took off their pants on subways in 60 cities in 25
countries around the world. In New York, where it all started 12 years ago,
the Annual No Pants Subway Ride had over 4,000 participants,
spread out over six meeting points and ten subway lines.
There are no borders to silliness, and
that applies to the Jerusalemites who joined the worldwide mishegas as
they rode the light rail system on the same day in their underwear to the
stares and bewilderment of riders and onlookers.
The idea behind No Pants is simple:
Random passengers board a subway car at separate stops in the middle of winter
without pants. It was started by Improv Everywhere, a New York City-based
prank collective that causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places. This
month's prank really deserves the title of "flash mob."
Created in August of 2001, Improv
Everywhere has executed over 100 missions
involving tens of thousands of undercover agents.
The two videos below show the narishkeit
in Jerusalem and New York.
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There aren't many black-hatted Orthodox Jews among the acts at stand-up comedy clubs, so it's always fun to see the few that venture into this somewhat unforgiving branch of show business. David Finkelstein seems to be one of them. If we sound equivocal, it's because we can't find other traces of him on YouTube or the rest of the Internet. So is he for real or is he putting us on? We think he's too good to be a beginner at stand-up comedy, but where else has he appeared besides the Broadway Comedy Club? Most comedians have their own web site, but not this one. So we'll keep an eye out for more of his shtick and bring it to you when we find it. In any event, we think he's funny with a good sense of timing, and we like his understated, dry delivery. In this routine, David talks about life in black clothing, where the only way he can show his individuality is in his choice of underwear. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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Now is the time to book our Jewish humor programs and lectures for your 2024 and 2025 events in person and via ZOOM anywhere in the world. Book any of our 22 popular programs including "The Great Jewish Comedians", “Israel is a Funny Country”, and "Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places." Click above for details and videos. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
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