Two Jokes to Start the Week - "Mom's Routine" and "The Affair"

Two Jokes? Well, when we sorted through potential jokes to start this week off with a laugh, we found a couple from the same jokester, but we thought each one was too short to give you a long enough laugh. 

So we're sharing both of them today. Together they run less than a minute, so listen quickly.

Both jokes, from the archives of Old Jews Telling Jokes, are told by Nancy Shaw, a 64-year-old elementary school computer teacher.

Here are the setups, followed by the videos:
 
Mom's Routine: My mother started walking five miles a day when she turned 60.....and then...

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The Affair: Essie and Moish are celebrating their 50th anniversary and she says to him "Moishe darling..." And then...