Jokes to Start the Week - One-Liners on Getting Old From the Los Angeles Jewish Home

Yep, it's another Monday and time to start the week with a joke -- make that two, no, make that three or more. Ellis Simon, an 87-year-old resident of the Los Angeles Jewish Home enjoys telling old jokes to his fellow residents, and we have a bunch of his one-liners to share with you today.

We give a tip of the kippah to the Los Angeles Jewish Home for creating a Comedy Corner where residents can tell jokes and have them viewed around the world on YouTube and sites like Jewish Humor Central. We hope they will continue this program and give us more material to use on future Mondays.

Today's one-liners all have a common theme -- getting old. So what else would you expect? They come in rapid succession -- so fast that there's no time to set up each one. You'll just have to listen fast and carefully. Enjoy!

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