A Joke to Start the Week - "Artie the Hit Man"

The northeast is finally getting some relief from the cold and snow, with temperatures in the 50s this week. It's been a rough winter, but we hope it was made easier by the warmth of our jokes every Monday.

Rain, snow, or shine, we're here with a laugh to start off each week. Today's joke is another one from the files of Old Jews Telling Jokes, but be warned, it's a groaner. Our joke teller today is Lawrence Goldberg, a 70-year-old auditor.

Here's the setup: A fellow wanted to get rid of his wife, so he hires a hit man named Artie. And he says "Artie, how much are you going to charge me?" And Artie says "A dollar." And then...

Enjoy!

(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:  THE VIDEO IS NOT VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY.  YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.)