Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers. Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Monday, June 22, 2015
A Joke to Start the Week - "Like Clockwork"
It's Monday again, and we know you've been looking forward to a joke to get your week off to a funny start, so here it is.
Today's joke teller is Bruce Sommers, a recently retired attorney.
Here's the setup: Morris and Abie are sitting around the pool in South Florida after they've retired, and they get into a conversation. Usually these conversations are about health. So Morris says to Abie "How're you doing?" And then...
Enjoy!
(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.)
He erred in telling the joke. He mistakenly said he 'gets up' at 6 and at 7AM.
ReplyDeletecute. my husband is a newark boy. reminds me of him
ReplyDelete