A Joke to Start the Week - "Wall Street Journal Cover-Up"

After a few weeks of skipping our Monday week-starting joke because we didn't post on Rosh Hashanah, Sukkot, and Shemini Atzeret, we're back with our most popular feature, the joke to start the week.

This week we're introducing another Jersey Jewish joke teller who's new to Jewish Humor Central. Bob Hertzendorf, a certified hypnosis counselor, contacted us and offered some of his funny material for inclusion in our postings. It didn't take long for us to recognize his joke-telling skills, so here is the first of a few of Bob's stand-up deliveries.

Here's the setup: The scene is Miami Beach. The poolside. The condominium. This elderly gentleman comes down. He's wearing a bathrobe, carrying his Wall Street Journal. He plops down on the chaise lounge and starts reading. And then...

Enjoy!

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