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Monday, December 28, 2015
A Joke to Start the Week - "A Very Unusual Disease"
It's the last Monday of 2015, so it's time for the last Joke to Start the Week. In 2015, that is.
Next Monday we'll be back with the first Joke to Start the Week of 2016. When we started the weekly Monday joke back in August of 2012, we didn't think we could keep finding enough jokes to keep the series going.
Thanks to the Old Jews Telling Jokes website and a group of our friends and readers who were recruited or volunteered, we've been able to give you a joke every week.
If you're a joke teller who'd like to appear on Jewish Humor Central with a Monday joke, send us a video clip (family-friendly only, please) for our review. Or catch up with us at one of our Florida lectures in February and we'll try to record your joke on the spot.
Today we're sharing another joke from Bob Hertzendorf, our favorite certified hypnosis counselor. (How many certified hypnosis counselors do you know?)
Here's the setup: Mr Goldberg goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough physical -- blood work and everything, and then...
Enjoy!
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE USE A BETTER SOUND SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have been after Al to bet a better sound system also. Do something please, please, please.
DeleteThe sound varies because the clips come from different sources. Bob's today is from a DVD that he recorded and sent to me. I had been using an old camcorder until I got a new one a few weeks ago. The more recent jokes that I recorded with this camcorder all have much better sound quality. I expect this to continue. Watch next Monday's joke and let me know in your comments if it meets your requirements.
DeleteThis joke should not have been rated "G"
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