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Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers. Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!

Monday, February 13, 2017

A Joke to Start the Week - "The Horse Auction"

It's another Monday and we're still in Florida doing our annual February Jewish humor lecture tour.

There are lots of old Jews telling jokes in this sunny state and we're hoping to pick up some more oldies but goodies to share with you in the coming weeks and months.

Here's the setup for today's joke: Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, and then...

Enjoy!

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Aviva WMonday, February 13, 2017 at 10:27:00 AM EST
From the mouths of babes
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Alki KalotisMonday, February 13, 2017 at 12:27:00 PM EST
This is a classic! Updated for UPS instead of milkman when I heard it. Oops. Hope not too much of a "spoiler"! :D
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UnknownMonday, February 13, 2017 at 5:03:00 PM EST
ooooooooooooh !!!
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A Joke to Start the Week - "The Horse Auction"

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