Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Our series on The Great Jewish Comedians has blossomed into a lecture that's now one of the most popular on our lecture circuit. We're adding new comedians to it and it's scheduled to become a 90 minute program at Florida Atlantic University in March 2019. Meanwhile we're working on a new series called The Great Jewish Entertainers, going beyond comedy to all forms of entertainment. Today we're profiling Monte Halparin, who you might recognize as Monty Hall, host of the 1970s TV game show Let's Make a Deal. Hall, who was born in Winnipeg, Canada in 1921 to Orthodox Jewish parents, celebrated his 96th birthday last week. In 2014 he was interviewed as part of the Wexler Oral History Project at the Yiddish Book Center in Amherst, Massachusetts.
In the interview, he speaks about his surprise and joy at finding fluent Yiddish speakers in
Hollywood, including the great Danny Kaye and non-Jewish stars like
James Cagney and Burt Lancaster.
Here's the interview, followed by a Throwback Thursday bonus -- a short clip from Let's Make a Deal that's more than 40 years old. Enjoy!
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Despacito (English: "Slowly") is a single by Puerto Rican singer Luis Fonsi featuring Puerto Rican rapper Daddy Yankee from the former's upcoming studio album.
On January 12, 2017, Universal Music Latin released "Despacito" and its music video, which shows both artists performing the song in La Perla neighborhood of Old San Juan, Puerto Rico and the local bar La Factoría. The song's music video is the first video to reach over three billion views on YouTube.
The Maccabeats, originally formed in 2007 as Yeshiva University’s student vocal group, have just released a Hebrew/English version of Despacito.
The original Spanish version (shown in this link with Hebrew subtitles) is a reggaeton-pop song composed in common time
with lyrics about having a sexual relationship, performed in a smooth
and romantic way. It became the first song
primarily in Spanish to top the Billboard Hot 100 since Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix)
in 1996.
The words of the Maccabeats English/Hebrew version, originally recorded by Amram Adar and Itzik Shamli, are not a translation of the Spanish lyrics, but advice about learning to savor every moment slowly and trust in God when you feel like you're being pulled in all directions.
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Lyrics
Like being pulled in all directions Tryin’ to be thankful for my blessings, yeah It’s like I never learn my lesson, yeah I need a sunrise on my darkest day Quit this feeling I just can’t shake Learn how to savor every moment slowly, slowly
אם אתה מרגיש שאתה כל הזמן רוצה, להספיק הכל פשוט תזכור, כי הכל כתוב מלמעלה אז תנסה, סמוך על הבורא הכל יכול,
שוב,יש תנועה בדרך אל העבודה, אתה רץ לא לאחר אל הפגישה, ואולי מרגיש שכל יום כמו מרוץ פה, גם,גם אם אתה קצת מתוסכל ונראה לך שזהו המזל, בטח בשם ותאמין בו
דספסיטו קח את החיים שלך בדספסיטו, כל דבר בזמן שלו יבוא קרידו, וכל עכבה זה טוב רק תאמין בו,
לאן כולם רצים לאן? תגידו? תרגל מהגז תורידו, החיים יפים תביטו... לאן כולם ממהרים לאן תגידו תרגל מהגז תורידו החיים יפים תביטו
דספסיטו, קח את החיים שלך, בדספסיטו, כל דבר בזמן שלו יבוא קרידו, וכל עכבה זה טוב רק תאמין בו,
ואז פתאום תראה שלעבוד, בלי לחצים אפשר ללמוד, הכל יהיה פשוט מאוד, אחרת איך אפשר לשרוד, את החיים שלך תתחיל לקחת בקלות, זמן זה כסף אך בלי אושר אין לו משמעות תלות, עצור לחשוב לפני שתאחר את הרכבת, הילדים גודלים ומה נישאר רק המזכרת, תגיד להם איזו מילה טובה ותחבק, יש רגעים שבשבילם תתנתק, ניסית ניסית, מה שלא עשית, את הכל רצית, בנית בנית, מה שלא ראית, איך שהזמן עובר כאן ולא יחזור שוב לאחור לחייך.
אם אתה מרגיש שאתה כל הזמן רוצה, להספיק הכל פשוט תזכור...
דספסיטו, קח את החיים שלך בדספסיטו, כל דבר בזמן שלו יבוא קרידו, וכל עכבה זה טוב רק תאמין בו, דספסיטו
Late night talk show host Conan O'Brien is spending a week in Israel filming a Conan Without Borders travel show to be aired in September. We're following his antics as he boards an El Al plane and brings his comedy to Israel. In this video clip, second of the series, he has an encounter with the toilet on an El Al plane in flight. After spending an hour and a half in the toilet to get a suitable video sequence, he offers some very creative interpretations of the Hebrew words on the towel disposal bin and lotion dispenser. Meanwhile, an El Al passenger, not known for patience, bangs on the door repeatedly to try to gain access. We'll be sharing more of his funny videos with you over the next few weeks. Next episode: The Tel Aviv skyline and shakshuka. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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In the last few weeks we've been posting jokes that we recorded at the Eisenberg Berkshire Hills Adult Vacation Center, where we returned for our third year of Jewish humor lectures for the seniors who come to the mountains for a
summer vacation. We discovered that it's a great place to find new joke telling talent.
And
we found some good jokes, such as the ones told by Naomi Goldstein, a senior
citizen coordinator from New York who is now retired and living in
Florida.
We posted her Mozart on the Bus joke two weeks ago. This week she's back with another one.
Here's
the setup for today's joke: Abie comes to this country. He's a tailor, and all he wants is to become a citizen. So he works very hard and studies very hard. And then...
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Late night talk show host Conan O'Brien is planning a Conan Without Borders travel show on Israel and will be filming it this week.
We'll be following his antics as he boards an El Al plane and brings his comedy to Israel.
Here is the video clip of his show where he announces his plans for the prime time special to be released in September.
We'll be sharing some of his funny videos with you over the next few weeks.
Enjoy!
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The Jewish Culture Festival in Krakow, Poland is an annual cultural event organized since 1988 in the once Jewish district of Kazimierz (part of Krakow) by the Jewish Culture Festival Society headed by Janusz Makuch
The main goal of the festival is to educate people about Jewish culture, history and faith which flourished in Poland before the Holocaust,
as well as to familiarize them with modern Jewish culture developing
mostly in the United States and Israel, and finally, to provide
entertainment.
Each festival is held in late June or early July and takes nine days,
from Saturday to Sunday. During that time concerts, exhibitions, plays,
lectures, workshops, tours, etc. are organized.
At this year's festival, Kolot Min Hashamayim (Voices from Heaven), a boys' choir from Haifa, Israel, participated and sang songs including this version of Adon Olam, which we hope you'll enjoy as much as we did.
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During a week of tributes to Jerry Lewis we thought our Throwback Thursday comedy special should include a return to one of the funny episodes of the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis show. This one goes back 65 years to 1952. Dean and Jerry are reviewing old episodes and come upon one in which their fans are waiting at LaGuardia Airport for their arrival. They are upstaged by another Martin and Louis emerging first from the airplane.
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Writing a short tribute to Jerry Lewis is a challenge because the comedian, actor, singer, producer, director, screenwriter, and humanitarian who died on Sunday at the age of 91 left behind so many and varied forms of entertainment on so many media that it's hard to pick one that demonstrates the range of his talent. Lewis left his mark on motion pictures, nightclubs, television shows, concerts, album recordings, and musicals. He achieved greatness in show business, but his career got off to a modest start. As Gary Susman wrote in Vanity Fair,
Lewis was born Joseph Levitch on March
16, 1926 in Newark, the only child of two Borscht Belt performers—his
father was a Catskills emcee, his mother a piano player. Young Joey was
an occasional part of the act from age five. Still, his parents were
often away on the road. They even missed his bar mitzvah. By 15, he’d
taken a stage name and developed his own comedy routine, lip-synching to
records played offstage.
Lewis’s big
break came in 1946 in Atlantic City, where one of the singers on his
bill dropped out at the last minute. As a replacement, Lewis suggested
Dean Martin, a singer he’d met a couple of years earlier. When they’d
shared a bill at a Manhattan nightclub, the two would playfully disrupt
each other’s act, but in Atlantic City, they turned those ad-libbed
disruptions into a planned routine, and the result shot them both to
stardom as the most successful comedy duo of all time.
Throughout his entire adult life and career, Lewis was a world-renowned
humanitarian who supported fundraising for research into muscular dystrophy. Over nearly half a century, he raised over $2.6 billion in donations for the cause.
As an example of Lewis' comedy, we selected a video clip from an appearance with Ed Sullivan in 1961, when he engaged in some comedic banter with the impresario and ended with a medley of Al Jolson songs.
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We don't usually think of Larry David as a stand-up comedian. He's mostly known as the co-creator of the Seinfeld show and creator and performer in his Curb Your Enthusiasm HBO comedy series. But before these successes he made the rounds of stand-up comedy clubs.
In 1989 David teamed up with comedian Jerry Seinfeld to create a pilot for NBC called The Seinfeld Chronicles, which became the basis for Seinfeld, one of the most successful shows in history, reaching the top of TV Guide's list of the 50 greatest TV shows of all time. Entertainment Weekly
ranked it the third-best TV show of all time.
David made occasional
uncredited appearances on the show, playing such roles as Frank
Costanza's cape-wearing lawyer and the voice of George Steinbrenner. He was also the primary inspiration for the show's character George Costanza. David left Seinfeld on friendly terms after the seventh season but returned to write the series finale in 1998, two years later. He also continued to provide the voice for the Steinbrenner character.
From time to time he returned to do a stand-up routine. In this clip from Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas in 2005 he sets out to explain his conversion to environmentalism, but brings down the house with his hilarious observations and his description of his lifelong love affair with tuna fish sandwiches. (ADULT HUMOR WARNING: Larry uses some pejorative anatomical language that some of our readers may find mildly offensive, but we judge it to be acceptable for Jewish Humor Central. The audience at this show found it highly entertaining.) A
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Our suntan from
spending a week at the Eisenberg
Berkshire Hills Adult Vacation Center hasn't worn off yet, and neither have
the jokes that we recorded while we were there earlier this month.
Bob Epstein, a
retired Assistant Principal in the New York City School System, entertained
guests with his wide collection of stories and jokes, and we still have a few
more to share with you.
Here's the
setup for this week's joke: Harry and Sadie have been married for quite a long
time. Sadie goes into a restaurant one day and she sees her husband at a table
with a young woman. And then...
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Last week we saw Menashe,
an unusual film directed by Joshua Weinstein and starring Hasidic
comedian Menashe Lustig in the title role. Filmed in New York's Hasidic
community using non-actors who speak entirely in Yiddish (with English
subtitles). It's getting great reviews and we urge you to see it before
it disappears from the theaters. As Nick Allen wrote in his review on RogerEbert.com,
Weinstein captures Menashe’s turmoil with utmost sincerity and stunning
control. Adding to its neorealist flavor, intimate cinematography places
us in Menashe's cramped apartment, (where he can only feed his son soda
and cake for breakfast) or in the middle of his tense meetings with The
Ruv. And every now and then, a moment of meditation is offered by a
gorgeous melodic motif (from a score credited to Aaron Martin and Daq
Rosenqvist), inhaling and exhaling with just a few notes. Rarely has
ordinary clumsiness been treated with such heart or beauty.
“Menashe” is tenderly paced and expressed, though it is also tense in
its own way. And yet while the movie is full of a characters’ stress, it
is not dominated by that feeling like so many other movies that show
people squirming through the worst days of their lives. Instead,
“Menashe” transcends its anxieties and becomes wholly comforting, like
the closest that art can come to offering a big hug. What an
extraordinary feeling to watch a movie that essentially wraps its arms
around you and says, It’s okay, buddy. We’ve all been there.
Menashe is now playing in theaters in many cities. Check your local listings for showtimes, and enjoy!
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Every Friday we try to post a song from the Shabbat liturgy to greet the weekly day of rest. These songs generally include Shalom Aleichem, Lecha Dodi, and Adon Olam. Today's Shabbat song is V'Shamru, part of the Friday night and Shabbat morning services. It is taken from Exodus 31:16-17. Shabbat is created to give us
rest and to restore the soul. “Vayinafash” is from the Hebrew word
“nefesh” (soul). Shabbat is the promise that there will be a time of
peace for all people. As God guards us, we guard Shabbat.
The children of Israel shall observe the Sabbath, observing the
Sabbath throughout their generations as a covenant for all time. It is a
sign forever between Me and people of Israel. For in six days the
Eternal One made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day God ceased
from work and rested.
In this video, Azi Schwartz, cantor of the Conservative Park Avenue Synagogue in New York, leads the congregation in singing V'Shamru.
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The Marx Brothers were a great team in all of their movies, but each brother was a comedian in his own right. Harpo got a chance to show off his comedic talents in this sketch that he did with Lucille Ball in an episode of I Love Lucy. This episode, originally in black and white, was colorized. It's a takeoff on the famous scene with Groucho Marx in the 1933 film Duck Soup, one of the Marx Brothers' funniest. It comes from an old vaudeville routine used by other mimes. The premise of the episode is that Lucy promises nearsighted
Carolyn Appleby she’ll meet some Hollywood celebrities. To fulfill the
boast she dresses up as a few such as Clark Gable, Gary Cooper as well
as Harpo Marx. The real Harpo shows up for this great mirror scene. Harpo, born Adolph Marx in 1888, got his stage name during a card game at the Orpheum Theatre in Galesburg, Illinois. The dealer called him "Harpo" because he played the harp. He learned how to hold it properly from a picture of an angel playing a harp that he saw in a five-and-dime store.
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A year ago, we
wrote about plans to make a documentary about Hans and Margret Rey, the
husband-and-wife team behind the multimillion-selling Curious George
children's books.
The 75 minute
documentary, produced and directed by Ema Ryan Yamazaki and narrated by Sam
Waterston is now complete.
It had its
first screening at the Manhattan JCC last week, and yesterday it was released
for home viewing on iTunes, Amazon, Google Play, Vudu, Kaleidescape, FandangoNow,
Xbox, Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Cox, Verizon, Charter, Suddenlink, Mediacom,
WOW!, Midcontinent, Metrocast, Clearleap, RCN, Telus (CA), Virgin Media (UK),
Globosat (LATAM), Dish, and DirecTV.
Curious
George is the most popular monkey in the world. Since his introduction in the
first publication in 1941, the beloved series has sold over 75 million books in
more than 25 languages.
The
MONKEY BUSINESS documentary explores the lesser-known tale of George’s
creators, Hans and Margret Rey. Originally from Hamburg, Germany, the Reys
first met when Hans was dating Margret’s older sister. Years later, having
heard that Hans was wasting his artistic talents as a bookkeeper in Rio,
Margret traveled to Brazil to persuade him to marry her and do something
creative together. After their four-week honeymoon to Paris turned into a
four-year residency, they accidentally became children’s book authors when a
publisher suggested they create a book out of a cartoon Hans had drawn.
Being
German Jews, however, their life in Paris abruptly came to an end in June 1940
when the Reys were forced to escape from the Nazis by riding makeshift
bicycles—a manuscript of the first Curious George book was one of the few
possessions they could smuggle out with them. Arriving in New York as refugees,
they started their life anew and over the next three decades they created a
classic that continues to touch the hearts and minds of children around the
world.
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Artist's Rendering of the New Resorts World in Kiamesha Lake
The glory days of' the Borscht Belt and the Catskill Hotels in New York came to a sad end in the 1980s. Now, 30 years later, signs of hope are beginning to appear. Current plans don't envision the return of the Concord and Grossinger's Hotels as the kosher getaways that flourished from the 1940s to the 1980s, but activity is picking up on the site of both hotels. Construction of a new Resorts World casino hotel on the site of The Concord in Kiamesha Lake is well underway with a planned opening in March 2018. Meanwhile, 13 miles away in Liberty, the sleeping giant of Grossinger's is stirring, crumbling buildings and all. As Sarah Maslin Nir reported in The New York Times last week,
In the spring, Louis R. Cappelli,
a Westchester-based real estate developer who has owned the complex for
two decades, applied to the State Department of Environmental
Conservation requesting that a portion of the property be designated a
brownfield, or contaminated site. The former resort is now a hodgepodge
of scores of crumbling buildings on hundreds of acres, land he says is
laden with chemicals spilled by dry-cleaning and machine repair shops.
Such a designation would make the property eligible for state funds to
help with remediation of the soil and groundwater, a necessary first
step, Mr. Cappelli says, to bring back the world-class resort.
Mr. Cappelli, who bought the place in 1999, more than a decade after the Grossinger family had ceased operations,
envisions a grand future: a conference center, housing, spa and
chalet-style lodging. It is a bet that piggybacks on the crowds that he
hopes will come to the Resorts World Casino, a $750 million complex
opening next year in another former borscht belt destination, the
Concord Resort Hotel in nearby Kiamesha Lake.
Here are two videos, one depicting the high hopes of area residents when the casino license was awarded to the hotel being built on the Concord property, and another report from a local TV station on the current state of the Grossinger's property. Here's hoping!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2024 and 2025 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com.
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Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
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The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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