Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Today is Tu B'shvat, the 15th day of the month of Shvat, a joyous Jewish holiday that celebrates trees and nature.
It brings us back to our roots, literally.
Learn how to celebrate this
nature-loving holiday with naturalist and former park ranger Deborah
Newbrun in today's video below. What will you do to celebrate the birthday of the trees?
A Tu B'shvat seder is becoming more popular each year. Just type "Tu B'shvat seder" into YouTube and you'll find lots of examples to use as a basis for your own celebration. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Are you Ashkenazi or Sepharadi? Ashkenazi Jews hail from Eastern Europe and Sephardim hail from Spain or countries in the Middle East. Their cuisines are quite different. We've seen and posted many videos of food tastings that pair traditional foods with diners who don't have a clue as to what's being served. Here's another one that shows what happens when Ashkenazim have their first exposure to Sephardic dishes. No gefilete fish, kugel, kishke, or p'tcha here. Instead, you'll see reactions to shakshuka, chraime, , sabich, and kubbeh. Enjoy! A
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Happy Monday to all of our readers. It's time for another Joke to Start the Week. We're always glad to receive a new old joke from Joyce Fama, the retired business woman, sculptor, and jokester who has become a regular on Jewish Humor Central. Here's the setup for today's joke: A minister, a priest, and a rabbi die in a car crash. They all go to heaven. And when they're in heaven they're interrogated. And then... Enjoy! A
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In May 2016 we
posted the pilot
episode of Soon By You, a new web comedy series that depicts the
joys and challenges of Orthodox Jewish dating for young professional singles in
New York City. In July we posted the second episode, and in October we
posted the third episode. This past June, we posted the fourth episode. Today we're posting the fifth episode.
In the pilot
episode titled The Setup, a rabbinical student named David accepts a
blind date at a restaurant in Manhattan’s Upper East Side. While there
he accidentally sits down across from Sarah Feldman, a free-spirited
artist with whom he instantly connects, but that's not his date. Through a
series of different events he’s eventually led to the
“right” girl, also named Sarah, a larger than life superficial-type
character, who is so caught up with ordering food and herself to actually catch
the nuances and humor of his excuses that led him to be late.
This situation
leads to a not-so-typical romantic encounter with David and Sarah F, who take
short breaks from their respective dates to meet at the back of the restaurant,
where they dream up mural ideas and finish each other’s sentences. It’s an
example of a matchmakers' worst nightmare and how chemistry leads the way to a
potential match. Get ready to cry, laugh, be amused, and, watch the
"fun" filled life of Orthodox dating.
In the second
episode, The Follow Up, David loses Sarah F's phone number. With the
help of his roommate, Z, he is willing to do anything to find her. Two new
characters are introduced and we spend more time with the original four
characters.
In the third
episode, The Shabbat Meal, David goes to great lengths to see Sarah F again. Meanwhile Ben faces
his first conflict between work and faith.
In the fourth
episode,The Dates, David and Sarah finally go on their first date. Jacobs explores
foreign avenues for a love connection and Noa, Ben, and Z take up volunteering.
In the latest episode, The Wedding, David and Z crash a wedding with the intention of wooing Sarah, but
don't get the reception they expect. Jacobs and Noa face the pressures
of being single at a Jewish wedding firsthand. Meanwhile, Ben begins to
process some unfamiliar feelings, and Sarah learns about a family
member's relationship issues.
Our guess is
that we will be following these characters through a series of romantic
adventures, that is if the filmmakers find sources of funds to continue
producing the series. They've already been successful in attracting some
product and service providers and incorporating their placement into the story
line.
Enjoy!
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We have posted many versions of Shalom Aleichem on Fridays as a way of transitioning from weekdays to Shabbat. We're always looking for new interpretations. Today we found one that comes from Turkey, using an instrument that we've never seen before. The dancing would make us dizzy, but it doesn't seem to affect the dancer who revolves to the music. We tried to find information about the performers but all we could find is that one is a costume designer and the other is an Esoteric Artist, Hypnotist, Quantum Biofeedback and Biorezonian Expert from Instanbul. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom. A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Comedian Alan King was a frequent guest on Johnny Carson's Tonight show. As a guest he didn't do formal stand-up comedy, but their conversations often included jokes, gags, and funny stories. In this appearance from 1982 (that's 36 years ago, folks) Alan revealed some family facts, including his growing up in an Orthodox family, holding on to the basic laws of kashrut, having a grandfather who was a rabbi who lived to 104, and reflections on doctors and the medical profession (3 of his brothers were doctors.) Enjoy!
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What foods would you eat if you lived in a shtetl (small village in Eastern Europe)? The Jewish Daily Forward conducted a taste test to see how everyday foods served there would fare in America today. For the testers they invited two staff members of the newspaper, Avital Chizhik-Goldschmit, the Forward's Life Editor, and Steven Davidson, an Opinion Fellow, to taste six Jewish foods from the Ashkenazi shtetl days -- including two types of herring -- and one spicy Sephardi favorite. Avital is orthodox and Steven is secular, but does that difference have any bearing on their reactions as they taste gribenes, matjes herring, Dijon herring, p'tcha, schmaltz, and zhug? Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Comedians Meir Kay and Renny Grinshpan have teamed up on this video to give you a heads up on 11 types of people you are likely to run in to when you're in Tel Aviv. Of course they're stereotypes and subject to a bit of exaggeration.
Tel Aviv is home to lots of types that we never encountered on our trips to Israel, but we spend most of our time in Jerusalem and this is, well, Tel Aviv. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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It's another Monday at Jewish Humor Central, so here we go again with a joke to start the week. Once again we dipped into the reservoir that is Old Jews Telling Jokes, and came up with a rarity -- a joke that we hadn't heard before. It's told by endodontist Harmon Katz.
Here's the setup: The Detroit Lions were building this great football franchise and they were headed toward the Super Bowl but they didn't have a class quarterback and they just couldn't make it to the top. The coach was very frustrated. He tried the trade, he tried the draft. He just couldn't get anybody good enough. And then... Enjoy!
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It's Jewish Film Festival time around the USA, and weeks filled with new movies with Jewish themes are popping up from coast to coast. One film which was just released to the festivals and which will go national later this year is Humor Me, featuring Elliott Gould (MASH, The Long Goodbye), Bebe Neuwirth
(Cheers), Annie Potts (Ghostbusters, Pretty in Pink), Jemaine Clement (Flight of the Conchords) and singer Ingrid
Michaelson.
The film marks the directorial debut of Sam Hoffman, creator of Old Jews Telling Jokes. We've shared many of his jokes with you on Mondays as part of our Joke to Start the Week series. Sam's original website sparked an off-Broadway play, a bestselling book, and a lecture series. It's a heartfelt father-son comedy about a struggling playwright who is forced
to move in with his joke-telling dad in a New Jersey retirement
community and learns, as his father often says, “life’s going to happen,
whether you smile or not.”
If you're in Florida this winter you can see Humor Me at the David Posnack JCC in Davie on February 15. We'll be seeing it there while we're on our February Jewish humor lecture tour. Humor Me is also scheduled to be shown at the Rockland Jewish Film Festival in Nanuet, New York on April 16. Watch for it at your local theaters in the coming months. In the meantime, enjoy a preview with this trailer. A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Beit T'shuvah isn't your father's or grandfather's synagogue. But it is a congregation that meets every Friday night and Shabbat morning to welcome Shabbat in its very own way.
Based in Los Angeles and led by Rabbi Mark Borovitz, its mission is to guide individuals and families towards a path of
living well, so that wrestling souls can recover from addiction and
learn how to properly heal. The Beit T'Shuvah faith-based model, founded
on authenticity and wholeness, integrates spirituality, psychotherapy,
Jewish teachings, the 12 Steps, and the creative arts. They are a
compassionate, supportive community, devoted to building an empowering
sense of belonging and purpose to everyone who seeks it. They
also like to sing and dance, and they don't hold anything back when they get together on Friday evening and Shabbat morning for their unique services. Last month they welcomed Shabbat with the traditional Friday evening melodies including Lecha Dodi. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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When Your Show of Shows was canceled in 1954, Sid Caesar started a new show called Caesar's Hour. The popular series of sketches called The Hickenloopers, about a bickering married couple, was recast as The Commuters, with Nanette Fabray playing Sid's wife as Imogene Coca had played in The Hickenloopers.
In this episode of The Commuters, "Marriage is Fun', Sid and Nanette go to a dance but have different ideas about how they will spend the evening. Sid's sidekicks Carl Reiner and Howard Morris are also in the sketch. We have previously posted other episodes of both shows. We don't have a date for this very rare video, but it was shown between 1954 and 1957 and is available because two Caesar fans found these treasures and transferred them into a digital format. Sid Caesar died in 2014. Nanette Fabray is 97 and lives in San Diego. We plan to share some of their other sketches with you in the coming months. Enjoy! A
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How's your Hebrew? I mean the Hebrew that you learned in school or in camp. If you think that's going to make you understood by Israelis, fuggedaboudit. What you need to be understood in Israel is Israeli slang, for which there are few dictionaries and formal education.
Renny Grinshpan, a Canadian model and comedian who made aliyah in 2014, has become famous in Israel for her comedic commentary on Israeli culture.
Grinshpan’s most popular video is a tutorial on Hebrew slang that has been viewed 1.7 million times on Facebook since it was posted in September. Standing alone in front of the camera, she goes through the (English) alphabet from “achi,” or “brother,” to “zorem,” or “go with the flow.” At the letter “h,” for example, she explains: “Haim sheli, meaning ‘my life,’ can be used to address even your most casual acquaintances.”
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Ethan Herschenfeld is a stand-up comedian, accomplished actor, and award winning opera singer.
In addition to appearing on Girls, Boardwalk Empire, Blue Bloods, The Blacklist, High Maintenance, Power, and Damages,
he's sung at the Metropolitan Opera, Carnegie Hall and Opera stages
around the world.
He appears regularly at comedy clubs in NY, LA, and
across the country.
We get a kick out of finding stand-up comedians that we haven't seen before, and we hope that you enjoy these finds and laughing at their routines. In this video clip, Ethan Herschenfeld tells about his adventures in being cast repeatedly as an ethnic thug, and how his lack of interest in American history and hip-hop as expressed in the musical Hamilton led him to create his own musical based on geometry and modern opera. Enjoy! A
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It's Monday again, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Once again dipping into the archives of Sam Hoffman's Old Jews Telling Jokes, we came up with this oldie but goodie told by marketing consultant Sheila Danzig.
Here's the setup: There are three Jewish women sitting on the beach, and the first one says "Oy, do I have a son!" And then... Enjoy! A
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The
Jewish People's Philharmonic Chorus is part of a modern Yiddish renaissance --
more than forty members strong, from students to retirees, a good number of whom
speak or are learning Yiddish.
Their repertoire spans a century -- exciting
oratorios and operettas, labor anthems, folksongs, and popular tunes -- all in
Yiddish. Committed to strengthening Yiddish as a living language, they have
commissioned and premiered new Yiddish choral works by half a dozen composers.
In July we posted their Yiddish version of The Star Spangled Banner. Today we're sharing their fun version of the Yiddish classic Rumania, Rumania, by Aaron Lebedeff. The musical arrangement is by Binyumen Schaechter, with his daughter Temma as soloist.
Schaechter is a member of a leading family in Yiddish language and cultural studies. His father, Dr. Mordkhe Schaechter,
was an influential linguist of the Yiddish language, writing and
editing many articles, magazines, journals, terminologies and textbooks
in Yiddish and on Yiddish. His mother, Charlotte (Charne) Schaechter,
spent much of her life as an accompanist to Yiddish singers. His aunt, Beyle Schaechter-Gottesman,
was a Yiddish poet and songwriter and spiritual guide to many of the
Klezmer musicians in the world today.
Among his three sisters, Rukhl
Schaechter is a journalist with the Yiddish Forward, and host of the
on-line Yiddish cooking program, Est gezunterheyt! (we posted 24 episodes of this cooking program during the last 8 years); Gitl Schaechter-Viswanath
is a Yiddish poet and editor, and she sings in the Jewish People's
Philharmonic Chorus; and sister Eydl Reznik teaches Yiddish among the
ultra-Orthodox community in Tsfat, Israel.
Schaechter and his sisters all speak only in Yiddish with their
children, giving their parents 16 Yiddish-speaking grandchildren.
Binyumen's cousin, Itzik Gottesman, was an editor of The Yiddish Forward and the Tsukunft, and is continuing his work as a scholar of Yiddish folklore.
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Back in April we posted a rendition of Adon Olam sung by the IDF Rabbinical Choir led by Shai Abramson, Chief Cantor of the Israel Defense Forces. The song was sung at a Shabbat dinner hosted by Laura Ben David, Director of Marketing for Shavei Israel, the non-profit organization dedicated to assisting descendants of Jews and the Lost Tribes of Israel to reclaim their roots.
Abramson and the choir were in a good singing mood, and saluted their hostess with the traditional Friday night song Eishet Chayil. We found a video of the event and are sharing it with you here.
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Sid Caesar left a treasure trove of video clips of some of his funniest character portrayals and skits from his own Your Show of Shows and Caesar's Hour and from his appearances with sidekick Carl Reiner on the Ed Sullivan Show and other TV specials.
We've
already run some of his most famous comedy routines and we'll be
tapping into the collection for more of them from time to time.
Today
we're visiting once again with one of Sid's most endearing characters, the
wisecracking and loopy Viennese professor Hocus VonPocus, interviewed by the
persistent and straight-talking Carl Reiner.
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In reviewing the 64 versions of Hava Nagila that we've posted since starting Jewish Humor Central in October 2009, we realized that we never posted the one that has more views (more than 10 million) than any other -- the version by Andre Rieu. Rieu is a Dutch violinist and conductor best known for creating the waltz-playing Johann Strauss Orchestra.
Together they have turned classical and waltz music into a worldwide
concert touring act, as successful as some of the biggest global pop and
rock music acts. Rieu's father was conductor of the Maastricht Symphony Orchestra.
Showing early promise, André began studying violin at the age of five.
From a very early age, he developed a fascination with orchestra.
Rieu created the Johann Strauss Orchestra in 1987 and began with 12
members, giving its first concert on 1 January 1988. Over the years it
has expanded dramatically, nowadays performing with between 80 and 150
musicians. Rieu and his orchestra have performed throughout Europe, North and
South America, Japan, and Australia. The size and revenue of their tours
are rivaled only by the largest pop and rock music acts.
This performance of Hava Nagila took place in a huge concert hall in Maastricht, the Netherlands, where Rieu makes his home. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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On Sunday night, the Golden Globes award for Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy, went to the Amazon video The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. The show's first season had eight episodes, and its second season should be starting soon. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is about as Jewish as a series could be. It recreates New York City in 1958, with an attention to detail that will bring back memories of the period to most of our readers. It's the late 1950s and Miriam "Midge" Maisel has everything she
has ever wanted -- the perfect husband, two kids and an elegant
apartment on New York's Upper West Side. Her father Abe Weinberg, played by Tony Shalhoub, is a math professor at Columbia and her father-in-law Moishe Maisel is the owner of a clothing manufacturing company in the garment district.
Her seemingly idyllic life
takes a surprising turn when she discovers a hidden talent she didn't
previously know she had -- stand-up comedy. This
revelation changes her life forever as she begins a journey that takes
her from her comfortable life on the Upper West Side through the cafes
and nightclubs of Greenwich Village as she makes her way through the
city's comedy industry on a path that could ultimately lead her to a
spot on the "Tonight Show" couch.
Here's a look behind the scenes. Enjoy!
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It's another Monday. Time for another joke to start the week.
Once again we're sharing an oldie but goodie from the archives of Sam Hoffman's Old Jews Telling Jokes. This one is told by Milt Keiles, a retired custom software business owner.
Here's the setup: This guy goes into a bar and sits down next to another gentleman on a stool. And the other gentleman's head falls down on the bar. And then...
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The CW Network's video hit sitcom series Crazy Ex-Girlfriendis now in its third season. Back in 2015 we posted a song from the series with actress Tovah Feldshuh rushed into her daughter's home singing Where's the Bathroom?
Last year the second season included a funny spoof song with Patti LuPone playing the role of Rabbi Shari at a family Bar Mitzvah.
LuPone and Feldshuh join the family celebrants in a hora "Remember That We Suffered".
Broadway legend Patti LuPone guests as Rabbi Shari and sings “in a
minor key to remember that we suffered.” That would have been enough
—dayenu! — but then Tovah Feldshuh, in a recurring guest role as
Rebecca’s mother Naomi, joins in, too. If there’s not an online petition
yet to replace “Hava Nagila” with this song during the hora at all
future bar mitzvahs, there should be.
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On Fridays we
usually post a musical welcome to Shabbat with a version of Shalom Aleichem,
Lecha Dodi, or Adon Olam. But this week we're skipping to the end of Shabbat and continuing the series of Havdalah services that we started in September. There's a
rich lode of musical endings to Shabbat, and Havdalah ceremonies around the
world reflect the traditional and local musical tastes of each location.
Here's
a video
to save for tomorrow night at the conclusion of Shabbat. It's a beautiful version of Havdalah sung by Shai Abramson, Chief Cantor of the Israel Defense Forces. The Havdalah Service took place at the King David Hotel with the FIDF Delegation to Israel.
IDF Chief Cantor Ltc. Shai Abramson Acompanied by the Rabbinical Choir Conducted by Ofir Sobol with Roey Shema at the piano. Shabbat Shalom and Shavua Tov. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Candid Camera was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947. After a series of theatrical film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s.
The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Before he made over 40 films and became one of the legends of all
cinema, Woody Allen was a writer for the classic Candid Camera show,
and in that time appeared in a some of the clips.
This clip is from 1963, and features Allen hiring a
new secretary and having to take down the most non-business letter ever. It's a real comedy classic. Enjoy!
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We've been following British comedian Ashley Blaker for the last few months, posting his funny observations about Jewish life from the perspective of a 42-year-old Baal Teshuva.
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Jewish Humor Central Staff
Publisher and Editor-in-Chief:
Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
Meyer Berkowitz Reporter Phyllis Flancbaum
Now You Can Book Program and Lecture Dates for 2024 and 2025 in Person and Via ZOOM
Now is the time to book our Jewish humor programs and lectures for your 2024 and 2025 events in person and via ZOOM anywhere in the world. Book any of our 22 popular programs including "The Great Jewish Comedians", “Israel is a Funny Country”, and "Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places." Click above for details and videos. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now is the time to book our Jewish Humor Shows and Lectures in person or on ZOOM.
Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2024 and 2025 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com.
Now Open: The Jewish Humor Central Gift Shop
Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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