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Monday, April 16, 2018
A Joke to Start the Week - "The Creation of Israel"
Yes, it's Monday again -- Monday of a very special week that includes the 70th anniversary of the founding of the State of Israel on Wednesday evening. There will be ceremonies in Israel and around the world to celebrate Yom HaAtzmaut, and memorial services on Tuesday evening, Yom Hazikaron, for those who gave their lives in defense of the State of Israel.
But all that is later in the week. Today is joke day, and here is one for Israel's birthday.
Here's the setup: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. On the third day, God was very busy creating the land. He turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I'm going to create a land called Israel." And then...
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So true. My Florida neighbor should go back to her original home!!
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