Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Today we're going back 61 years to May 25, 1957, when Sid Caesar performed in pantomime on Caesar's Hour. The subject was a pianist struggling to play Grieg's Piano Concerto. And in mock playing for almost six minutes, he manages to produce laughs all along the way. Sid's performance is reminiscent of similar ones by Victor Borge, but Sid adds his unique comic touch to every note. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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In response to the onset of World War I and the devastation it wreaked on
thousands of Jewish communities in war-torn regions, the newly-formed
American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee (JDC) initiated massive relief
projects in pre-Israel Palestine to sustain fragile communities and across Eastern
Europe to support communities devastated by the war. "The Joint," as it came to be known, is still active and was instrumental in creating the Halom Jewish Community Center (JCC), a new 17,000
square foot facility located in central Kiev. The center — a project of
the American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee and Kiev’s Jewish
community — serves as a multi-generational hub for Jewish cultural,
educational, community, and social service programs and activities. Among the activities is Just Jewish Dance, a creative program of dance set to Jewish and Israeli music. Here are some of the dancers in a graphical production of Shmor Na Aleinu. Enjoy!
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Great comedians appreciate other great comedians and frequently talk to interviewers about their unique talents. Here's an interview with Woody Allen in which he talks about the comedic talents and musical flair of Mel Brooks.
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Yes, we know it's Monday and we usually post a joke to start the week. But it's also Memorial Day, and just as we refrain from telling jokes on Yom Hazikaron (Israel's Memorial Day) we're feeling patriotic and grateful to be citizens of this great country and putting off the weekly joke to next Monday. America's Memorial Day got started as Decoration Day because
it was a time set aside to honor the nation's Civil War dead by
decorating their graves. It was first widely observed on May 30, 1868,
to commemorate the sacrifices of Civil War soldiers, by proclamation of
General John A. Logan of the Grand Army of the Republic, an organization
of former sailors and soldiers. In Israel this day is a very solemn day that precedes Yom Haatzmaut, Israel Independence Day, and is marked by a siren that stops all vehicular and foot traffic for two minutes. On Memorial Day in the USA, while there are commemorations everywhere, shopping and sales have become part of the tradition. Today we're sharing an excerpt from a Memorial Day Concert in Washington, DC some years back on the Mall in front of the Capitol where Lee Greenwood's song God Bless the USA was performed in front of veterans of all branches of the military. The singer is Kris Allen, winner of the eighth season of American Idol. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Bob Greenberg performs regularly at the Friars Club, the Metropolitan Room and the Gotham Comedy Club. He has been featured on Saturday Night Live, Letterman, Conan, The Next Best Thing and Prime Time Live. He has had roles on Vinyl (HBO), The Characters (Netflix) and Law and Order and starred as "Morty" in The National Tour of Old Jews Telling Jokes.
Here's a good example of his comedy routine, performed at the Gotham Comedy Club last year.
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Capping a month of postings with a Jerusalem theme, we're getting ready to welcome Shabbat with a unique collaboration of two a cappella groups, The Maccabeats and Shlock Rock. To commemorate Jerusalem Day, they teamed up to sing the psalm that is usually sung to star the Birkat Hamazon (Grace after meals), Shir Hamaalot (Song of Ascents). This version is based on Billy Joel's hit song The Longest Time. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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With a sharp mix
of an unpredictable demeanor, abstract observations and deadpan delivery, Mike Fine’s comedy styling is reminiscent
of the classic Borscht Belt comedians.
Always a crowd favorite, Mike’s adept ability to tailor his act for any
audience keeps him in constant demand, making regular appearances at major
clubs, colleges, and corporate events in the U.S. and abroad.
Whenever Mike performs, he always makes it a priority to give back. He actively
volunteers for Veterans' causes, such as Wounded Warrior Project, Wheelers for
The Wounded, Disabled Sports USA, He also dedicates time to other charitable
oauses such as the Friars Sunshine Committee, Gilda’s Club, Police Athletic
League, Fresh Air Fund, The Actors Temple, United Hatzalah, and many other
non-profit organizations that he’s passionate about.
We've
previously shared one of Mike's stand-up routines. Today we're sharing his
performance last summer at the Actor's Temple in New York City.
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Policemen in Israel have a very serious responsibility to keep the peace and respond quickly to crises. But in any job, there is downtime and a need to let off steam. It's no different in Israel. In this video, the cops take a break from reality and belt out a version of The Lion Sleeps Tonight. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Last November, 5000 Chabad rabbis came to Brooklyn for the 30th annual International Conference of Chabad Shluchim (representatives). Workshops included topics as diverse as community building and social
media strategies.
Themes addressed the role of leadership and problem
solving. Some sessions were more specific: lockdown training, lessons in
creating fundraising strategies and assisting teens and families in
crisis.
Chabad Lubavitch representatives serve communities on six
continents. Their reach goes as far as Vietnam and Ghana, and now, as was formally announced at the
Conference, Uganda, in eastern Africa will be the 100th country served by Chabad.
But this annual event is not without some humor. What better way to spend the time waiting for bleachers to be set up for the annual photo shoot than exchanging some old Jewish jokes?
Let's listen in as some of the attendees tell some oldies but goodies.
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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