Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
There is a spark of Jewish life in some of the cities in Indonesia, the largest Muslim country in the world. Indonesian Jews face the challenge of declaring a religion on their government ID cards.
Every citizen over the age of 17 must carry a card, which includes the
holder's religion. Indonesia only recognizes six religions: Islam,
(non-Catholic) Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, Hinduism and
Confucianism. It does not officially recognize Judaism and other
religions.
An estimated 20,000 descendants of Jews still live in Indonesia,
though many are losing their historical identity. Since most of
Indonesian Jews are actually Jews from Southern Europe and Middle East
Area, languages which are spoken by Indonesian Jews are Indonesian,
Malay, Arabic, Hebrew, Portuguese and Spanish.
There are few synagogues and few congregants, but Shabbat and Jewish holidays are celebrated in some Indonesian cities, such as this group singing Adon Olam to bring in the Shabbat in Papua (a city on the western side of the island, not to be confused with Papua New Guinea which occupies the eastern side.)
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Today's nostalgia trip takes us back 64 years to 1954 and a classic episode from Your Show of Shows, the 90 minute weekly sketch comedy series featuring Sid Caesar, Imogene Coca, and Howard Morris. This episode shows the talent of Howard Morris, who is less well remembered today
than the rest of the cast of Your Show of Shows, but only because he
stood in the company of giants like Sid Caesar, Imogene Coca (and Carl
Reiner, who is not in this sketch).
In this episode, Sid and Imogene are waiting for their bus in a bus station when Howard approaches them and asks which bus goes to Riverdale. The ensuing chaos is a prime example of the ensemble comedy that made the program a must to watch every week. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Neil Simon, who died on Sunday at 91, was one of the United States' most prolific and
commercially successful playwrights. Whether delivering humor or drama,
Simon possessed a rare understanding of the frictions his audience
experienced in their most intimate relationships. Simon was best known for his many comedies and slices of Jewish middle class life, including The Odd Couple, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Biloxi Blues, and Lost in Yonkers. He was also part of the writing team for Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows, together with fellow writers Mel Brooks, Carl Reiner,and other famous comedy greats. Many tributes to Simon have been published and posted over the last few days. Today we're sharing one in which PBS reporter Jeffrey Brown looks
back at his career, with insight from Washington Post
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In 2014 Israeli
satire on TV took a bold step forward with the airing of a new
series of sketches called HaYehudim Ba'im (The Jews Are Coming). Written
by Natalie Marcus and Asaf Beiser, the show asks questions about
everything, from the Bible to Ben Gurion to the Ashkenazi leadership.
Their approach is to go into the texts and make you think. They say
that they give all their subjects a critical look, but they're not
attacking, just giving the story a fresh,
modern look.
The
series ran for three seasons on Israeli TV, all in Hebrew. Some of the
half-hour episodes were divided into video clips and published on
YouTube with English subtitles. We found a few new ones and we'll
continue to share them with you. Today we're posting a parody that
reimagines the scene where Noah tells his sons that God spoke to him and told him to build an ark to survive the flood that is coming to destroy all mankind.
In the parody, Noah is served with a summons by a lawyer representing Gilgamesh of Mesopotamia, the fifth king of the city of Uruk and author of the best seller Epic of Gilgamesh. Noah is being sued for copyright infringement because his flood story is the same as that detailed in the Gilgamesh book.
This
video clip, like all the others in the series, may offend some readers
who are not open to satirical interpretations of the scriptures and
satirical views of Jewish life through the ages, but we believe that
there's a place for humor everywhere and we hope you'll find the satire
amusing.
Enjoy!
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It's
another Monday, and time to share another Joke to Start the Week. We're
still processing some of the classic jokes that we collected from the
volunteer joke tellers who vacationed last month at the Berkshire Hills
Eisenberg Adult Vacation Center in Copake, New York. The season has
ended, but the happy memories linger on.
Retired
accountant Ted Klein had as much fun telling his jokes as we had
listening to them and recording them. Today we're posting another one of
Ted's jokes.
Here's
the setup: Two antennas meet on the roof and fall in love. And then...
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There's
more to many Jewish jokes than meets the eye. Andrew Silow-Carroll,
editor-in-chief of the Jewish Telegraphic Agency has started a series of
short YouTube videos in which he walks you through a classic Jewish
joke and explains what it's all about.
In the last two months we shared three videos in which Andrew analyzed some classic Jewish jokes.
Here's another one of his analyses, this one about the Jewish grandmother who takes her grandson to the beach and has an encounter with God.
We'll bring you more of these analyses of classic Jewish jokes from time to time. We hope there will be more of them soon.
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We've been attending performances of HaZamir: The International Jewish High School Choir every year and posting selections from their annual Gala Concert. But we've been wondering what happens to all those talented voices when they graduate from high school and move on to college and careers. The answer is Zamir Noded, the newest initiative of the Zamir
Choral Foundation, created to provide a high level musical opportunity
for young adults aged 18-30 to sing in a Jewish choir with like-minded
peers. Zamir Noded is conducted by renowned Maestro Matthew
Lazar and has drawn singers from throughout the tri-State area and
beyond, including alumni of HaZamir and others who are attracted to this unique
ensemble.
Established in September, 2013, the ensemble presented its
debut performance in the Foundation’s Hanukkah concert at Merkin Concert
Hall on December 3, 2013. Since then, Zamir Noded has earned rave
reviews in its performances around the New York Metropolitan area and at
the North American Jewish Choral Festival.
In today's video, Zamir Noded sings Shabbat Hamalkah, composed by Jeff Klepper and arranged by E.
Epstein, at the at Congregation B'nai Jacob in Woodbridge CT, conducted
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In May 2002 Red Buttons delivered a tribute to Milton Berle at a memorial service for the great comedian at the Friars Club in New York City. The tribute was in the form of a song that got Berle started in his show business career.
In 1932 Berle co-wrote a parody on a song that was very popular that year, Lawd, You Made the Night Too Long.
Here's the original, played and sung by Louis Armstrong.
Here's Buttons singing the parody the way Berle wrote it in 1932: The most played version of the song is the one recorded by Barbra Streisand in her Color Me Barbra album in 1966: Allan Sherman also recorded it in 1966:
Diana Ross and the Supremes performed the song on TV in 1969:
And who do we have to credit for this? Uncle Miltie, for whom this parody was just a small episode at the start of his long comedy career.
But the question that remains is "Who was Sam?"
According to Barry Popik, editor of The Big Apple website,
"Sam, You Made the Pants Too Long" (1932) is probably most familiar to audiences from singer Barbra Streisand. Comedian/singer Joe E. Lewis earlier had popularized the song.
The "Sam" in the song is not identified (one of the songwriters was named Sam), but it is probably Samuel Beckenstein, who ran a popular fabric and clothing store at 130 Orchard Street. Social Security Death Index records show a Samuel Beckenstein, born 5 June 1893 and who died December 1968.
The song does not specifically mention "New York City," and for that reason it was probably left out of Nancy Groce's book of New York City songs. However, the song breathes the atmosphere of the Jewish Lower East Side.
http://www.lyricmania.com/l3967 You made the coat and vest fit the best You made the lining nice and strong But Sam, you made the pants too long
You made the peak lapel look so swell So who am I to say you're wrong? But Sam, you made the pants too long
Dressed in the clothing of a Hasidic Jew, Juan "El Maestro" Perez performs in a band called El Colectivo Klezmorino that plays klezmer, a style of Jewish folk music that originated in Eastern Europe.
Perez is not Jewish and neither are the other band members. They play in the streets of Puebla, a city without much Jewish life. It's about 60 miles southeast of Mexico City, which has most of the Jewish population of Mexico.
Klezmer is a unique sound in Puebla, where most street musicians play mariachi guitars and sing romantic Mexican songs. Perez loves the music and says it was easy to learn. He taught himself to play more than 60 klezmer pieces, mostly by watching YouTube videos.
Here's one with the band playing Hava Nagila. Enjoy! A
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Born and raised in the Jewish community of Newton, Massachusetts, B. J. Novak has built a career as an actor, writer, comedian, producer and director. Novak is one of the writers and executive producers of The Office (2005–2013), in which he also played Ryan Howard, one of the regular characters in that sitcom. His father is William Novak, who co-edited the best-selling Big Book of Jewish Humor. Before getting into acting and producing, Novak worked in clubs as a stand-up comedian. Here is a video of one of his performances on The David Letterman Show. Enjoy! A
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Happy Monday to all our readers. Are you ready for a joke to start the week? Well, ready or not, here it comes. Here's another one from the treasure chest that is Old Jews Telling Jokes. The joke that we're posting today is by retired businessman Marty Dusig.
Here's the setup: I was walking on the promenade in Santa Monica about a week ago with my wife and a young couple come up to us and the girl says "Sir, can I ask you how long are you married?" And then... Enjoy! A
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On June 14th, in honor of the historical visit to Israel by
Indonesia’s religious leader Sheikh Haji Yahya Cholil Staquf, Koolulam
invited 1000 people who had never met before to a special event at the
Tower of David in Jerusalem, to sing one song, in three languages and in
three-part vocal harmony.
The event was produced in conjunction with
the Tower of David museum and Jerusalem.Com.
The song was Bob Marley’s iconic “One Love,” in English, Arabic, and
Hebrew. We previously posted the Koolulam performance of Al Kol Eleh to celebrate Israel's 70th anniversary in April.
The musical engine behind
Koolulam is Ben Yefet,
a gifted music educator and conductor. He creates arrangements for the songs, teaches them in about
45 minutes, and then conducts the humongous ad-hoc choirs for the
recordings. As the events have grown in size, Yefet has been joined by
co-conductors and musicians. Koolulam was established with the
goal of bringing together people from all walks of life by means of a
collaborative musical creation. In each event, a new rendition of a
well-known song is taught to participants and is immediately thereafter
performed.
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Yossi Azulay is best known for his songs such as El Ha'or and Heya Heya. He is well known in Israel for collaborations with Shlomi Shabbat, Rita, and Moshe Datz, as well as for his solo career.
He was awarded second place in the 2004 Eurovision Contest for his song, Don't Worry Baby.
Yossi did his military service in an IDF performing troupe. Since
completing his service he pursued a career in music. Besides multiple
appearances on television as a soloist he has recorded with Shlomi
Shabbat - their duet of the song Ima reached the top of the popularity charts.
In 2016 Yossi performed in a concert in Paris to benefit an Israeli children's organization. This rendition of Adon Olam (the 41st one that we've posted on Jewish Humor Central) is from that Paris concert.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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One
of the hallmarks of Rita Rudner's comedy is that it's clean, free from the
vulgarity and shouting that many stand-up comics find necessary. Sure,
there's usually some sexual innuendo
but her delivery is demure, tasteful, full of wry observations, and
very funny.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman
and now they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences.
For this Throwback Thursday we're going back 32 years to 1986 (gosh, has she been performing that long?) when she made an appearance on the Johnny Carson Tonight Show.
Enjoy!
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We've gotten a lot of positive reaction to our post about the new Yiddish production of Fiddler on the Roof at the Folksbiene theatre in lower Manhattan. We reported that the show was sold out for all performances through its planned end date of September 2. Now the great demand for tickets has resulted in an extension through October 25. A new batch of tickets have been added to the Folksbiene online box office. And on Sunday The Wall Street Journal reported that the producers are thinking about moving the show to another off-Broadway theatre or possibly on Broadway. This is a must-see show and we highly recommend it. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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In May 2017 we posted a video of Amalia Rubin singing Der Rebbe Elimelechon Mongolian television, as reported by The Jewish Daily Forward. Back then all we knew about Rubin was that she was an English teacher who lives in the Mongolian capital of Ulaanbaatar,
specializes in the music of Mongolia and Tibet, and also performs in Hindi,
Thai, Ladino, Hebrew, and Chinese. The Forward has since posted another video in which Rubin describes her fascinating life in the land of Genghis Khan. The Asian Studies major talks about her Eastern European roots and how she came to plant traces of Jewish life in this unexpected place. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR
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There's
more to many Jewish jokes than meets the eye. Andrew Silow-Carroll,
editor-in-chief of the Jewish Telegraphic Agency has started a series of
short YouTube videos in which he walks you through a classic Jewish
joke and explains what it's all about.
Today we're sharing another of Andy's analyses, this one of a sequence from Woody Allen's movie Hannah and Her Sisters.
We'll bring you more of these analyses of classic Jewish jokes from time to time. We hope there will be more of them soon.
Enjoy!
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It's
another Monday, and time to share another Joke to Start the Week. Our July program at the Berkshire Hills Eisenberg Adult Vacation
Center in Copake, New York, brought us back in touch with staff members
and vacationers who shared jokes with us last year and who came prepared
with a few more for us to share with you.
Bob
Epstein, a retired assistant principal in the New York school system,
is a recreation specialist at the Copake camp. He is also a veteran of
other adult camps.
In
today's post, Bob takes us to the rehearsal room at the New York Public Theatre where director Joseph Papp gives a veteran actor of the Yiddish theatre an opportunity to audition for a Shakespearean role.
Enjoy!
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In 2014 Israeli
satire on TV took a bold step forward with the airing of a new
series of sketches called HaYehudim Ba'im (The Jews Are Coming).
Written
by Natalie Marcus and Asaf Beiser, the show asks questions about
everything, from the Bible to Ben Gurion to the Ashkenazi leadership.
Their approach is to go into the texts and make you think. They say
that they give all their subjects a critical look, but they're not
attacking, just giving the story a fresh,
modern look.
The
series ran for three seasons on Israeli TV, all in Hebrew. Some of the
half-hour episodes were divided into video clips and published on
YouTube with English subtitles. We found a few new ones and we'll continue to share them with you. Today we're posting a parody that reimagines the scene after crossing the Jordan river where God tells Joshua to circumcise the second generation of men who left Egypt, where circumcision could not be practiced.
This
video clip, like all the others in the series, may offend some readers
who are not open to satirical interpretations of the scriptures and
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Most synagogues conclude the Friday evening service with the liturgical poem Yigdal. Yigdal (Hebrew: יִגְדָּל means "Magnify [O Living God]") is a Jewish hymn which in various rituals shares with Adon Olam the place of honor at the opening of the morning and the close of the evening service.
It is based on the 13 Articles of Faith formulated by Maimonides (The Rambam).
A
translation can be found in any bilingual siddur in the language of the country where it is sung. Today we're welcoming Shabbat with a version from North Africa sung by Marlene Samoun, a French singer, accompanied by violinist Rachid Brahim-Djelloul. The lyrics alternate in Hebrew and French. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Milton Berle, comedian and actor, known for his many roles on Broadway and the screen, brought olde tyme standup comedy to the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal in 1991. Just
For Laughs is the world's premier destination for stand-up comedy.
Founded in 1983, JFL produces the world’s largest and most prestigious
comedy event every July in Montreal, as well as annual festivals in
Toronto and Sydney.
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Rabbi Bob Alper, one of our favorite standup comedians, was the headliner at the finals of The Jewish Week's annual Best Comedian competition at the Broadway Comedy Club in June.
He gave us a copy of his standup routine and we're happy to share it with you in segments.
In this first segment he talks about how he became an adviser to presidential candidate George H.W. Bush at an encounter in New England, and comments on what constitutes a real Jewish accent. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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While participating in the taping of an upcoming episode of the PBS show Finding Your Roots, House Speaker Paul Ryan found out that genetic testing confirmed that he is 3% Jewish. As CNN reported,
The
show's host, Henry Louis Gates Jr., shared the Wisconsin Republican's
reaction to discovering his roots during a panel on Tuesday.
"You
could have knocked him over with a feather and then he was very proud
of it," Gates, who also serves as an executive producer on the show,
said during the Television Critics Association press tour in Los
Angeles.
A publicist for the show confirmed Gates' comments during the panel, and
Ryan's upcoming appearance on the show, in an email to CNN.
"We don't know who that Jewish person
was, but we know it was on his mother's German line, which makes sense,"
Gates continued. "So somebody who was a Christian German slept with a
Jewish German person and that's where that came from."
In a tweet on Wednesday, Ryan, who is Catholic, seemingly hinted at finding out about his roots.
"Guess
I need to start saying 'L'Chaim' now, too!" he tweeted, attaching a GIF
of himself holding up a drink. He did not reference the show itself in
the social media post.
Late night talk show host Stephen Colbert rushed in to offer Ryan a "Bris-Stravaganza" with mohels standing by. Here's the Colbert video clip. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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It's
another Monday, and time to share another Joke to Start the Week. We're still processing some of the classic jokes that we collected from the volunteer joke tellers who vacationed last month at the Berkshire Hills Eisenberg Adult Vacation Center in Copake, New York. The season has ended, but the happy memories linger on.
Retired accountant Ted Klein had as much fun telling his jokes as we had listening to them and recording them. Today we're posting another one of Ted's jokes.
Here's
the setup: This man has a problem passing water, and he goes to a urologist. And then... Enjoy!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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Now You Can Book Program and Lecture Dates for 2024 and 2025 in Person and Via ZOOM
Now is the time to book our Jewish humor programs and lectures for your 2024 and 2025 events in person and via ZOOM anywhere in the world. Book any of our 22 popular programs including "The Great Jewish Comedians", “Israel is a Funny Country”, and "Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places." Click above for details and videos. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now is the time to book our Jewish Humor Shows and Lectures in person or on ZOOM.
Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2024 and 2025 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com.
Now Open: The Jewish Humor Central Gift Shop
Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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