A Joke to Start the Week - "Slicing the Lox"

It's the last Monday in February, and we hope the Northeast is seeing the last of the cold, snow, and ice that's been causing flight cancellations and power outages.

But since it's Monday, it's also time to start the week off with another old joke. This one is told by Marketing Consultant Stuart Bochner from the archives of Old Jews Telling Jokes. 

Here's the setup: Mrs. Rabinowitz goes into Zabar's and says "I want some lox." And they say "How much do you want, Mrs. Rabinowitz?" So she says "You slice and I'll tell you when I'm finished." And then...

Enjoy!
 
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