A Joke to Start the Week - "Desert Island Romance"

It's Monday again, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. We have another one today from Sheldon Horowitz, the retired attorney and adjunct professor who attended the annual Camp Hazak week with us in the Catskills in July.

The camp, which was held at the newly refurbished Honor's Haven Resort and Spa in Ellenville, New York, attracted about 70 seniors, mostly from Hazak groups at Conservative synagogues from up and down the east coast. Sheldon had previously given us a few jokes at another Hazak retreat six years ago at Kutsher's Resort. Today we're sharing another one of his new old ones.

Here's the setup: This woman is single. She has no social life. She has no boyfriends, she doesn't go out on dates and doesn't go to parties. She's very down. So her friend says to her "You've got to break out of this. Why don't you go on an ocean cruise?" And then...

Enjoy! 

A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:  THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS.  YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.