Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Aish UK is at the forefront of British Jewry, providing wisdom, depth and beauty. For the last 25 years, Aish UK has existed to inspire deeper connections in Judaism to ensure a vibrant future for the Jewish People.
This week Aish UK took to the streets of London to find out what the British public knows about the Jewish Festival of Lights, Chanukah. They spun dreidels, ate doughnuts in Leicester Square, and sang everybody's favorite Chanukah songs in some unfamiliar tunes.
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
Here's
the setup: This man's business has been going downhill for several years. He's at the point of suicide and doesn't know what to do. So he goes to his rabbi for advice. And
then...
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In 2010 The Maccabeats, an a cappella group from Yeshiva University, released their first Hanukkah music video, Candlelight, and every Hanukkah (and other holidays) since then we've seen many more videos by them and lots of other groups.
Originally
formed in 2007 as Yeshiva University’s student vocal group,
the Maccabeats have recently emerged as both Jewish music and a cappella
phenomena, with a large fan base, more than 20 million views on
YouTube, numerous TV appearances, and proven success with three albums,
2010′s Voices From The Heights, 2012′s Out Of The Box and 2014′s One Day More. Many of their songs are parodies of pop hits, and this Chanukah they're continuing the tradition with Illuminating, a parody of Levitating, a song by English singer Dua Lipa. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Rick Recht is one of the top touring musicians in Jewish music playing
over 150 dates each year in the US and abroad. Rick has revolutionized
and elevated the genre of Jewish rock music as a powerful and effective
tool for developing Jewish pride and identity in youth and adults across
the US. Rick
is the national celebrity spokesman for the PJ Library and is the
Executive Director of Songleader Boot Camp – a national songleader
training immersion program held in various cities around the U.S. The last 18 summers, Rick and his band played at literally hundreds of
URJ, Ramah, JCC and private camps around the country. Rick has been
featured in concert and as scholar in residence at the NFTY, BBYO, and
USY International conventions, the URJ Biennial, the American Conference
of Cantors, the Central Conference of American Rabbis, and Jewish
communities across the US. Rick has 13 top selling Jewish albums
including his most recent release, Halleluyah. Let's welcome this Shabbat with Rick singing V'Shamru with members of the United Hebrew Congregation of St. Louis. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom! A
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Anchored
by a strong Jewish identity and driven by a mission to connect Jews
around the globe with their heritage through music, the members of
professional Jewish a cappella group Six13 are the originators of today's Jewish a cappella sound.
They've performed to rave reviews at the White House, synagogues, religious schools, JCCs, fundraising events, B'nai Mitzvah and private affairs alike. They’ve received numerous awards for their eight best-selling CDs, been selected as finalists for casting in NBC's The Sing-Off, and garnered more than 20 million views online.
In the last 12 years, we've posted 14 of Six13's music videos. In this 15th video, the singing group pays tribute to West Side Story with a rewrite of the lyrics to evoke the spirit of Chanukah. Enjoy!
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It's
that time of year again. On Sunday night we will be lighting the first
Chanukah candle. Once again we're expecting some new Chanukah music
videos and we'll be bringing the best of the bunch to you.
Today we're sharing a video by Cantor Azi Schwartz of the Park East Synagogue in Manhattan. Nadlik Beyahad Ner (Light a Candle) calls us to light a candle, banish darkness, say a blessing, and enjoy the miracle of light.
As Cantor Schwartz writes in his notes accompanying the song,
While this song was
written for the Eurovision Song Contest, not for Hanukkah, I couldn’t
resist its imagery of fighting hopelessness by creating light together.
And, it was originally sung by one of my favorite Israeli singers ever,
Sarit Hadad. When the figurative light of happiness seems far away, let
us look for light from our traditions and from each other. Wishing you a
happy Thanksgiving, happy Hanukkah, and Shabbat shalom!
Enjoy!
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Some of the most popular Christmas songs were written by Jewish composers and lyricists. The lyrics are mostly secular and not religious but evoke the joys of winter and the holiday season.
Orthodox singer-songwriter Yossi Desser took 12 of these carols and created original lyrics in Yiddish that evoke the spirit of Chanukah.
It may sound gimmicky but in his debut album, “Yiddish Chanukah Carols”,
Orthodox singer-songwriter Yossi Desser has done an amazing job,
setting Yiddish lyrics about latkes, dreidels and the snow to the
melodies of traditional Christmas songs, and making them sound as if
they were Jewish all along.
In
a video posted on YouTube when the album went live, for example, Desser
sings his song, “Dreidelekh” (Little Dreidels), to the tune of “Silver Bells”, the classic Christmas song first recorded and popularized by Bing Crosby and Carol Richards in 1950.
What’s most fun about watching Desser sing this is that we get the
tongue-in-cheek references: the unabashed sentimentality of the
crackling fireplace, the gaudy Hanukkah sweater, the twinkling seasonal
lights in the urban streets; and yet, Desser himself sings it as
earnestly and sweetly as, ahem, a choir boy. Even more surprising is
that, hearing him singing it in Yiddish soon begins to sound perfectly
natural.
Here is the music video of Dreidelekh set to the music of Silver Bells, composed by Jewish songwriters Jay Livingston (born Jacob Harold Levison) and Ray Evans. Enjoy!
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with a special joke for Thanksgiving week.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup:
It's the autumn of 1942 in the deep South. Thanksgiving is approaching and the matron wants to have her usual big Thanksgiving dinner. Unfortunately most of the men are off in the military, so it's just the women. She wants to have a few more men to make it a proper Thanksgiving dinner. So she has an idea. And then...
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In
a TV landscape where the major streaming services are showcasing series
with Jewish themes, Apple TV has risen to the top of the barrel with
its new entry The Shrink Next Door.
Starring comedic actors Paul Rudd and Will Ferrell, it's more of a dramedy than a comedy. But it has its comic moments. Unlike many Jewish-themed TV programs, its Jewish sequences, language, and references to the New York Jewish scene are pretty authentic.
If “The Shrink Next Door” were a Bond Girl, she would have to be
called Yarmulkes Galore — that’s how Jewy it is. (Has Modern Orthodox
high school Ramaz been name-checked in any other TV series lately?)
But the show reaches its peak Jewyness at Marty’s bar mitzvah, which
operates at nearly 80 percent authenticity. Dr. Ike is called to the
Torah for an aliyah with a “ya’amod rishon” (“let the person
with the first aliyah stand up”). Rudd aces the pre-aliyah blessings
with glee and gusto and nearly nails the Hebrew (one word — “natan”
is inflated by an extra syllable to “na-atan,” but we’ll allow it).
Ferrell creaks out the verses to complete his redemptive rite of
passage, but needs an assist from Dr. Ike, which illustrates just how
much he is insinuating himself into Marty’s life.
The series is based on a podcast with the same title, that chronicled the bizarre true relationship between Marty Markowitz, the fabric manufacturer, and Isaac Herschkopf, his manipulating psychiatrist.
The series has four episodes so far, and a new episode is being released each Friday.
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This beautiful rendition of Shalom Aleichem composed by Israel Goldfarb
was arranged by Dan Dance and performed by the band of Congregation Emanu-El B'ne Jeshurun in Milwaukee,
Wisconsin. Directed by Cantor David Barash and produced by Scott Finch.
Congregation Emanu-El B'ne Jeshurun started in 1856 with three tiny congregations that joined together to form B'ne Jeshurun. Thirteen years later, 35 families left the congregation to establish a
new Congregation Emanu-El. In 1927 the two Reform congregations merged.
In an interview last
week with Seth Meyers on his Late Night Show, comedian Sarah Silverman
talked about her new TV series Santa Inc. and all the ways that many
Jews have come together to create it.
The series, starring Seth Rogen as Santa Claus, airs on HBO Max starting December 2.
In the interview, Silverman notes that every Christmas song you love was written by a Jewish composer. She also tosses out a few funny one-liners like "It's about the birth of the nicest Jewish boy ever", "Jews are disappointed that he became a Messiah and not a doctor" and "Elves are Jews because they can work on Christmas."
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Wayne
and Shuster, one of the funniest and most creative comedy teams of the
last century came to us from Toronto, Canada. Johnny Wayne (born Louis
Weingarten) and Frank Shuster were active professionally from the early
1940s until the late 1980s, first as a live act, then on radio, then as
part of The Army Show that entertained troops in Europe during World War II, and then on both Canadian and American television.
Wayne
and Shuster appeared 67 times on The Ed Sullivan Show from 1958 to
1969. Their sketches ran for about 12 minutes and were elaborate in
their use of costumes and had large casts of characters.
Today we're sharing a classic comedy sketch by Wayne and Shuster set in a Greek restaurant where the specialty of the house is Spanakoteropita.
Enjoy!
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Last week Israeli film star Gal Gadot was a guest on James Corden's Late Late Show. Corden played a game with Gadot called "Gal-Ga-Yes or Gal-Ga-No" in which she had to successfully complete four tasks.
The first test was to throw a grape in the air and catch it in the air on her first try.
The next task was to tell a joke in Hebrew and make Hagar Ben-Ari, the band's bass guitarist, laugh.
She told the joke very quickly and Hagar laughed, but the joke was not translated into English.
If the joke went too fast for you to get, here's the translation:
Why is a baby like instant coffee? It's easy to make and it keeps you up all night.
Enjoy the next two tasks and Gadot's success with them.
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It's another Monday,
and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're bringing you another joke told by
David Apfel. Now living in Modiin, Israel, David
Apfel is an accomplished entertainer and chazzan. He sings in several languages
with repertoire ranging from the musicals to opera. He has officiated
internationally at several orthodox synagogues and he also specializes in
''Kosher Komedie''.
Here's the setup
for today's joke: Once upon a time in the old wild West there was a wagon train that set out on a long journey and became completely lost. And
then...
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Mainstreet Soul's 10-piece band performs Motown high-energy dance music all around Detroit. Their audiences jam to
songs from Adele, Stevie Wonder, Chicago, Pharrell, Tower of Power,
Aretha Franklin, Christina Aguilera, Michael Jackson, Kool & The
Gang, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Sly & The Family Stone and more.
So we wouldn't expect them to do a high-energy version of Hava Nagila. But this song is like the Energizer Bunny and keeps on going and going all around the world. And it happens to be the 100th version of the song that we have posted since starting Jewish Humor Central twelve years ago.
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Pey Dalid is a trio of brothers -- Mordechai, Shlomo and Pesach Walker -- who have bringing audiences an uplifting experience of musical styles, popular
genres and “One World Music”.
Armed with catchy melodies and thought provoking lyrics, the
brothers of Pey Dalid have been
performing across the world for the last 20 years, spreading the message
of unity and peace through their sweet harmonies and lively music.
The brothers were influenced by a home filled with the classic standards of legends such
as Ella Fitzgerald and Miles Davis. They learned of music’s
power to bring cultural harmony at the knee of their father, a highly
respected booking agent in the world of entertainment. As they
grew as musicians, their love of hip hop, rock, reggae and the fiercely
energetic mosh pits of their youth created an influential and
inspirational Pey Dalid sound, which has been heard throughout the
world.
Blessed with beautiful voices and the ability to uplift all
those around them, the brothers have lead Shabbat and holiday services
for communities throughout the globe.
The
band strives to bring a revolution of positive change and awareness.
Mordechai explains, “In Hebrew the letter, Pey represents the number 8,
the spiritual and infinite, and Dalid represents the number 4, the
physical and finite. When we bring the two together we fulfill the
purpose of creation. Our music bridges the core of those dualities,
connecting not only with our Jewish brothers and sisters but with the
human family throughout the world.”
Today we're sharing Pey Dalid's interpretation of Shlomo Carlebach's V'Shamru, a key component of the Friday evening service.
Stiller
and Meara (Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara) were a husband-and-wife comedy
duo that was popular primarily in the 1960s and 1970s. They made
frequent appearances on television variety shows such as The Ed Sullivan Show. A
lot of their humor focused on their different religious backgrounds,
but actually Meara converted to Reform Judaism six years after marrying
Stiller.
In
this video clip from 1966, Jerry makes a phone call and the number is off by one digit. Anne answers and the dialogue is classic.
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HaZamir, the International Jewish
High School Choir, is an international network of choral chapters for Jewish
teens. Local HaZamir chapters meet weekly in cities across America and
Israel to rehearse and perform Jewish choral music. HaZamir provides Jewish teenagers the unique opportunity to sing at the
highest performance level, build pluralistic community, and create strong
Israel-Diaspora relations in the next generation.
This has been a tough year for all choirs who had to cope with social distancing protocols. But HaZamir managed to continue their rehearsals in preparation for another Gala event in 2022. Yesterday they released their latest video -- a virtual performance of When You Believe, the acclaimed main theme song by Stephen Schwartz and Hans Zimmer from The Prince of Egypt, in combination with selections from Az Yashir, the Song of the Sea recited every morning in the Shacharit service.
We hope you'll enjoy this beautiful and uplifting rendition.
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Sam
Levenson (1911-1980) was one of the most popular Jewish comedians on
television from the 1940s through the 1970s. He was a panelist on The Price is Right, What's My Line, and Password. He had his own show, The Sam Levenson Show, hosted the game show Two For the Money, and appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show 22 times. His
Jewishness was apparent from his speech and his stories about his large
immigrant family in Brooklyn. It came through most clearly in his
recordings of growing up Jewish in New York.
When we posted a Levenson story back in 2014 there were no video clips available, so the video on our post was a 78 rpm turntable spinning with audio background. Recently some videos have become available that we'll be sharing with you in the coming weeks and months.
Today's post is one of Levenson's appearances on the Ed Sullivan Show in which he delights the audience with his commentary about weight loss and health. Enjoy!
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup: A group of Americans was traveling through Switzerland on a big bus tour. As they stopped at a dairy farm the young guide led them through the process of making cheese. And then...
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Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah was originally released on his album Various Positions in 1984. Achieving little initial success, the song found greater popular acclaim through a recording by John Cale, which inspired a recording by Jeff Buckley.
Following its increased popularity after being featured in the film Shrek (2001), many other arrangements have been performed in recordings and in concert, with over 300 versions known.
The song has been used in film and television soundtracks and televised
talent contests. Hallelujah experienced renewed interest following
Cohen's death in November 2016 and appeared on many international
singles charts, including entering the American Billboard Hot 100 for the first time.
Now Andrea Bocelli, one of the greatest singers of our time, has included his rendition of the song in his latest album and is singing it during his 21 city USA tour, now underway.
Last month he performed it at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, accompanied by his 9-year-old daughter Virginia.
Here's the Hallelujah duet by the Bocellis. Enjoy!
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Congregation Beth Am of San Diego, California, conducts a Campfire Shabbat service the first Friday of every month. It's a musical spiritual and uplifting service around the
campfire, led by Rabbi David Kornberg and Ephron
Rosenzweig, with guitar and lots of fun, camp-style songs.
Last month the service ended with a version of Adon Olam based on John Denver's famous song Country Roads.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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It's
hard to believe that it's been 32 years since the death of Gilda
Radner, the brilliant Jewish comedy star of Saturday Night Live. Her
hilarious characters made the show a must see every week. Thanks
to the Internet, we still have some of her landmark sketches available
to watch and laugh. In recent years we've posted some of her character skits including Roseanne Roseannadanna, Emily Litella, Lisa
Loopner, and Baba Wawa. Today we're turning the clock back to 1977 for a classic visit to the room of Judy Miller, Gilda's stand-in for every
little girl who imagines herself the star of her very own show and acts
out every role. Enjoy!
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The 70th Miss
Universe pageant
will be held in the seaside town of Eilat in Israel on December 12,
2021, with a scheduled performance from Israeli singer and international
star Noa Kirel.
The 70th edition of the awards is the first to be
hosted by Israel and is the first pageant to be held in the Middle East
since 2000.
Kirel won the MTV Europe Music Awards for best Israeli act every year
since 2017, marking the first time in the competition’s history that a
local singer will participate in the event. At 14 years old, Kirel unveiled her debut single “Medabrim” (“Talking”), which took off as a phenomenon in Israel and paved the way for her eventual superstardom.
The
Port of Eilat was announced as the location of the grand finale on
Wednesday, as the event will be broadcast live to around 600 million
viewers across more than 170 countries. Representatives from 90
countries and 5 continents are expected to participate in the pageant,
which will be hosted by American television presenter Steve Harvey.
In this video from Israel's i24 news, Miss Universe President Paula Shugart explains why Israel was chosen to host this year's pageant.
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On October 22 the world of pop music lost one of its biggest stars, Jay Black, lead singer of the group Jay and the Americans, who died at 82.
Black was born as David Blatt in Astoria, Queens and grew up in the Brooklyn neighborhood of Borough Park. In his later career, he was known for touring New York State and Florida, singing, mainly solo, and preceding his singing with a stand-up comedy routine.
Jay and his brother spoke Yiddish fluently. In 1966, he recorded a Yiddish song "Where Is My Village" about the Holocaust. In an interview with The Forward, he admitted being tossed out of three yeshivas as well as New Utrecht High School in Brooklyn.
As Ron Kampeas wrote for the Jewish Telegraphic Agency,
He was selling shoes in 1962 or 1963 at Thom McAn when a buddy, Marty
Kupersmith, who knew Blatt from the Jewish doo-wop circuit, asked him
to take the place of Jay Traynor, who had quit Jay and the Americans, a
group that had scored a single hit in 1962.
There was a condition: Blatt had to take on the first name Jay.
There are differing accounts of how he got the name Black; there’s
evidence he was using it professionally before he joined Jay and the
Americans, but he insisted he muttered “Jay Blatt” when Mike Douglas,
the daytime talk show host, asked him his name, and Douglas repeated
“Black” and it stuck.
Black, raised in an Orthodox family, had sung as a youngster with the
choir of Cantor Moshe Koussevitzky. He became known for his powerful
reach-for-the-rafters voice and his dramatic delivery. Bandmates dubbed
him “The Voice” and it stuck.
With his dark good looks and his operatic delivery, he affected a
Latin persona; one of the band’s most popular numbers was “Cara Mia,” in
which he pledges to his presumably Italian object of adoration that “I
will be your love until the end of time,” escalating into a
heart-stopping falsetto. The song peaked at #4 on the Billboard Hot 100
chart.
There were other hits: “Come a Little Bit Closer” (which peaked at #3
on the charts), about an encounter with a seductress in a Mexican
border town that ends badly; and their cover of the Drifters’ “This
Magic Moment” (peaked at #6). The group was big enough to open for the Beatles in 1964, at the Fab Four’s very first U.S. concert.
In this video of a performance in 1978, Black sings four of his most popular hits, Cara Mia, This Magic Moment, She Cried, and Come a Little Bit Closer, as he is touched and hugged by screaming fans in the audience who follow him onstage.
We're also sharing a video of him singingin Yiddish Vi Is Dus Gesele that was posted on YouTube by Albert Diner.
Enjoy!
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup:
A doctor was addressing a large audience in a nursing home in Florida. He told them the material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us a long time ago. And then...
Enjoy!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Jewish Humor Central Staff
Publisher and Editor-in-Chief:
Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
Meyer Berkowitz Reporter Phyllis Flancbaum
Now You Can Book Program and Lecture Dates for 2024 and 2025 in Person and Via ZOOM
Now is the time to book our Jewish humor programs and lectures for your 2024 and 2025 events in person and via ZOOM anywhere in the world. Book any of our 22 popular programs including "The Great Jewish Comedians", “Israel is a Funny Country”, and "Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places." Click above for details and videos. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now is the time to book our Jewish Humor Shows and Lectures in person or on ZOOM.
Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2024 and 2025 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com.
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Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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