Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
We've been big fans of Rita Rudner ever since she started to appear on late night TV in the 1980s. One
of the hallmarks of her comedy is that it's clean, free from the
vulgarity and shouting that many stand-up comics find necessary. Her
delivery is demure, tasteful, full of wry observations, and
very funny.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman
about 30 years ago and they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences. Rita
just released video clips of some recent performances. Today we're sharing her observations on the KKK, white sheets, hatred, and anti-semitism.
Enjoy!
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It's
another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today
Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup:
The best criminal lawyer in Chicago is Harold Shapiro. He goes to the Cicero prison to see his client Big Al who is going to be tried for murder. Harold starts the conversation with Big Al by saying "I've got some good news and some bad news." And then...
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"The Sidewalks of New York" is a popular song about life in New York City during the 1890s. It was composed in 1894 by vaudeville actor and singer Charles B. Lawlor with lyrics by James W. Blake, It was an immediate and long-lasting hit and is often considered a theme for New York City.
Many artists, including Mel Tormé, Duke Ellington, Larry Groce, Richard Barone, and The Grateful Dead, have performed it. Governor Al Smith of New York used it as a theme song for his failed presidential campaigns of 1920, 1924, and 1928. The song is also known as "East Side, West Side" from the first words of the chorus.
Today we came across a Yiddish parody called (what else?)Di saydvoks fun Nyu York. It was written in 1899 by Isaac Reingold and in this video it's sung by Randy Kloko and Jane Peppler.
If you don't remember the original song, you'll find it, sung by Nat King Cole, below the Yiddish version.
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This week we welcome another Shabbat with Shalom Aleichem sung by Jewish women around Australia singing Shalom Aleichem, a project of Chabad Australia.
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The Gevatron (הגבעטרון) is an Israeli Kibbutz
folk singers group. The band started off in the early days of the state
of Israel and are active to this very day. They are considered a unique
phenomenon in the Israeli folk songs scene, and in 2007 won the Israel Prize for Lifetime Achievement.
The band was founded in 1948 from the youth of Geva Kibbutz in the Jezreel Valley,
in honor of the inauguration ceremony of the kibbutz basketball court,
and to this very day it is still made up from Geva Kibbutz members and a
number of members of the kibbutzim of Beit HaShita, Kfar HaHoresh, the communities of Moledet, Kfar Tavor and Timrat and the city of Afula,
sing it voluntarily.
The group members have their primary occupation
outside the band, and the band is their secondary occupation. Members'
age ranges between forty plus to seventy plus, and includes an
electrician, teachers, a bakery owner, industrial workers, banquet hall
manager, car mechanic and a nurse. Gevatron recorded many albums and
held thousands of concerts in Israel and Jewish communities abroad,
which won them success.
In this video from their 55th anniversary concert in 2003, the Gevatron sing a medley of their most popular peace songs. Enjoy!
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Candid Camera
was a popular and long-running American hidden camera reality
television series. Versions of the show appeared on television from 1948
until 2014. Originally created and produced by Allen Funt, it often featured practical jokes, and initially began on radio as The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
The show involved concealed cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims were
told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera." The catchphrase became a song with music and lyrics by Sid Ramin.
Today
we're sharing a classic episode from the 1960s in a bowling alley that was rigged with pins made of plaster of Paris and pins that couldn't be knocked down.
Enjoy!
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Robert Klein has kept us laughing for more than 50 years, and at 80 he's still going strong as a stand-up comedian and actor.
Klein
was born in the Bronx, the son of Frieda (née Moskowitz) and Benjamin
Klein and was raised in a "prototypical 1950s Bronx Jewish" environment,
the grandson of Hungarian Jewish immigrants who arrived in the USA
early in the 20th century.
He is now touring the USA with upcoming performances in New York and Florida. Klein's
stand-up skits are still floating around the Internet, and we recently
found one from a 1975 HBO special filmed at Haverford College where he carries on about anthropomorphism, or the idea of giving human traits to animals and inanimate objects. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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It's
Monday again, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're
sharing one of the classic jokes told by William Novak, co-author with
Moshe Waldoks of The Big Book of Jewish Humor.
Last November, Novak retold the joke, along with many others,
in an hour-long webinar sponsored by Moment Magazine called Election Day 2022: Jewish Jokes Edition. The session was recorded and includes many more jokes, which we will share with you in the coming weeks.
Here's
the setup for today's joke: One day the residents of Chelm decided to deal with the high price of beer by making their own. After months of trying different recipes they finally choose what they think is the very best one. And then...
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Yzreel and Fanny are from Brazil and Argentina.They have lived in Israel since June 2021 and have created a YouTube channel on which they share their family Aliya experience and content related to Israel.
They upload videos every week about the weekly Torah portion and Biblical and Modern Hebrew classes. They do not seem to be affiliated with any organization.
Here is their version of Hinei Ma Tov. Enjoy!
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Tizmoret is Queens College Hillel's professional Jewish a cappella
group. Tizmoret draws singers from colleges throughout New York City and
has taken Jewish collegiate a cappella to the next level, performing
classic Jewish melodies, American pop music and contemporary Israeli
tunes. The group has produced seven CDs and 2 EPs.
Tizmoret has performed for college campuses, countless b'nei-mitzvah and
synagogues, and various music festivals across the Eastern United
States. They tour the east coast of the United States (and have crossed
into Canada), they have won Kol HaOlam (the national Jewish collegiate
competition) three times, and they performed at the White House Hanukkah
Party in 2014.
In this video, Tizmoret sings Anim Zemirot, part of the Shabbat Musaf service.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Some
of the funniest Jewish comedians became famous long before YouTube, and
even before their standup routines were kinescoped or videotaped for
posterity. The only way you could laugh at their shtick was to be in the
audience at Grossinger's, the Concord, or any of the many hotels in New
York's Catskill Mountains that became known as the Borscht Belt. Then
came television and the Ed Sullivan Show, which brought the likes of
Sam Levenson, Shelley Berman, Buddy Hackett, Mort Sahl, Henny Youngman,
and Myron Cohen to the attention of a wider audience. Cohen (1902-1986) started out as a salesman in the garment industry in New York. When
calling on customers, before showing his samples, he would tell a joke
to put everyone at ease and establish a friendly mood. Cohen’s jokes
were often more popular than his garment samples, and his customers
urged him to become a professional comedian. He entertained in nightclubs in the 1950s and 1960s, and appeared frequently on The Ed Sullivan Show. Although he spoke perfect,
cultured English, he was a master at capturing the ethnic accents of
the Jewish citizens of New York City. There
aren't many video clips of Myron Cohen's routines, but here's one we
found from a 1975 performance when he told two of his classic jokes.
Enjoy!
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this classic episode the Candid Camera crew has fun with unsuspecting workers in an office equipped with a revolving two-sided door.
Enjoy!
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We can't seem to get
enough of Modi and his standup comedy appearances. Here's one from 2016
that we missed until we discovered it today.
In this video clip from his standup set at the Comedy Cellar, Modi carries on about the refugee situation in his usual politically incorrect way.
Enjoy!
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup: It was 1973. Seymour Gelfand was getting ready to go on a trip to Israel with his wife. But first he had to get a good haircut. So he goes in and mentions to the barber "I've gotta look good for my trip to Israel." And then...
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We have posted 113 versions of Hava Nagila from around the world and we're always looking for new and interesting ones. Today we found this colorful version but it didn't have a backstory. So we're trying to figure out how it came to be posted on YouTube. Perhaps you can help.
There is no description of the group or the location except for the words "Nedelec Herve." It seems to be an international folk dance group somewhere in France. Are they French? Russian? We don't have a clue, but their interpretation of Hava Nagila is interesting.
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Every Friday we try to post a song from the Shabbat liturgy to greet the weekly day of rest. These songs generally include Shalom Aleichem, Lecha Dodi, and Adon Olam. Today's Shabbat song is V'Shamru, part of the Friday night and Shabbat morning services. It is taken from Exodus 31:16-17. Shabbat is created to give us
rest and to restore the soul. Vayinafash is from the Hebrew word nefesh (soul). Shabbat is the promise that there will be a time of
peace for all people. As God guards us, we guard Shabbat.
The children of Israel shall observe the Sabbath, observing the
Sabbath throughout their generations as a covenant for all time. It is a
sign forever between Me and people of Israel. For in six days the
Eternal One made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day God ceased
from work and rested.
In this video, V'Shamru is sung by members of Temple Sinai in Rochester, New York.
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In 1988, Jackie
Mason appeared in his first one-man Broadway show, The World According to Me, in which he combined politically incorrect (but funny) satire with his own unique observations about everyday life.
In this video clip from the show 35 years ago, Mason gives a tutorial on hate, armies, and images of the Jew as a fighter in daily and military situations.
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this classic episode workers at a greeting card company must separate words as "clean" or "dirty." But every word is perfectly clean.
Thespian: an actor; Fugue: a short melody; Seersucker: a type of fabric; Torque: rotation creating force; Titillate: to excite or arouse; Matriculate: to enroll in school; Jocular: joking; Horehound: a type of mint plant.
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23 and Me is an at-home genetic testing service that delivers a report showing a person's ancestry by percentages.
Comedian Modi sent a sample to 23 and Me to reveal his ancestry. Here's his report on the findings, as described in a stand-up act at the Comedy Cellar in New York last year.
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
Here's
the setup: A company hires a new CEO. And just before he takes over he meets with the outgoing CEO in private. The outgoing CEO says "Look, I'm going to give you some advice." And then...
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Xuxa is a Brazilian television host, film actress, singer,
model, and businesswoman. Known as "Queen of Little Ones", Xuxa built
the largest Latin American children's entertainment empire. In the early
1990s, she presented television programs in Brazil, Argentina, Spain
and the United States simultaneously, reaching around 100 million
viewers daily.
She became a national superstar when she moved to TV Globo in 1986 for the Xou da Xuxa. She was the first Brazilian to appear on Forbes magazine's list of richest artists in 1991, taking 37th place with an annual gross income of US$19 million.
Over her 30-year career, Xuxa has sold over 30 million copies of
her records worldwide, which makes her the highest-selling Brazilian
female singer. Her net worth was estimated at US$100 million in the early 1990s.
As of 2020, she continues to be among Brazil's most prominent
celebrities. Also successful as a businesswoman, she has the highest net
worth of any Brazilian female entertainer, estimated at US$400 million.
In this video, Xuxa, wearing a supersize Magen David, leads a group of 12 children singing and dancing Hava Nagila.
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The Green and Sea
Point Hebrew Congregation in Cape Town, South Africa, is known as the
Marais Road Shul. Last week before Shabbat Cantor Ivor Jaffe, the shul
choir and live band performed a new version of Lecha Dodi, the central
part of the Kabbalat Shabbat service.Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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In the 1970s Milton Berle was the host of the Texaco Star Theater. One night Ed Sullivan appeared as a guest on the show with a complaint -- he likes to tell jokes but nobody laughs at them. Berle is quick to offer solutions -- each one funnier than the previous one.
The skit continues with Berle performing his usual shtick, showing Sullivan how to get big laughs.
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this classic episode Peter plays the role of a clerk at the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) who hands out funny license plates to unsuspecting motorists.
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In the first week of each new year, all media sites look back on the year just ended and review with their readers the most read and watched stories of the year. So why should we be different?
In 2022 we posted 301 video clips with their back stories, including a wide range of jokes, comedy skits, funny happenings, musical selections, wacky situations, throwbacks to decades past, and Shabbat melodies.
The blog post that got the most views was the
fascinating story of "Bei Mir Bistu Shein"-- how it went from being the
hit of a Yiddish musical comedy in 1932 to become the best selling song
in American History in 1937, sung by The Andrews Sisters.
The
Zamir Chorale of Boston and Josh Jacobson present the fascinating story
of "Bei Mir Bistu Shein"-- how it went from being the hit of a Yiddish
musical comedy in 1932 to become the best selling song in American
History in 1937, sung by The Andrews Sisters.
Josh
Jacobson narrates the story, followed by a delightful
performance of the Yiddish and English versions by the Zamir Chorale of
Boston. Edwin Swanborn is the pianist; Taki Masuko the drummer; Cantor
Joel
Caplan plays the clarinet; Deb Wollner, Susan Rubin and Deborah Melkin
are the soloists. The recording is by Larry Sandberg.
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It's
Monday again, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're
sharing one of the classic jokes told by William Novak, co-author with
Moshe Waldoks of The Big Book of Jewish Humor.
Last November, Novak retold the joke, along with many others,
in an hour-long webinar sponsored by Moment Magazine called Election Day 2022: Jewish Jokes Edition. The session was recorded and includes many more jokes, which we will share with you in the coming weeks.
Here's
the setup for today's joke: A shadchan approaches a Yeshiva student and says "I have a great girl for you." The student says "I'm not really interested." And then...
Enjoy!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Jewish Humor Central Staff
Publisher and Editor-in-Chief:
Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
Meyer Berkowitz Reporter Phyllis Flancbaum
Now You Can Book Program and Lecture Dates for 2024 and 2025 in Person and Via ZOOM
Now is the time to book our Jewish humor programs and lectures for your 2024 and 2025 events in person and via ZOOM anywhere in the world. Book any of our 22 popular programs including "The Great Jewish Comedians", “Israel is a Funny Country”, and "Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places." Click above for details and videos. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now is the time to book our Jewish Humor Shows and Lectures in person or on ZOOM.
Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2024 and 2025 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com.
Now Open: The Jewish Humor Central Gift Shop
Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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