Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
In a Saturday Night Live sketch in 1992, Jerry Seinfeld played a high school history teacher who struggles to get his students to recall basic facts about European history. The teacher eventually gives up, realizing that his students are even ignorant about the existence of Nazis.
In the sketch, Seinfeld is joined by fellow comedians Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, and David Spade.
Enjoy!
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It's
Monday again, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're
sharing one of the classic jokes told by William Novak, co-author with
Moshe Waldoks of The Big Book of Jewish Humor.
Last November, Novak retold the joke, along with many others,
in an hour-long webinar sponsored by Moment Magazine called Election Day 2022: Jewish Jokes Edition. The session was recorded and includes many more jokes, which we will share with you in the coming weeks.
Here's
the setup for today's joke: Ruth, a prim and proper widow in her mid-seventies is introduced to Mort, also widowed and a couple of years older. After a brief and chaste courtship, they decide to marry. And then...
Enjoy!
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Today Joel Gibbs is back in the role of Sol Krupnick telling one of his short stories.
Gibbs is starring as Sol Krupnick in “Meet Sol Krupnick,” “an
on-stage, theatrical, one-man-show” about a “Jewish kibitzer of
undetermined (old) age who shares fun stories about his crazy family,
tells classic jokes and offers ‘unique’ observations about the world
around him.”
Or, in other words, the 70-year-old Jewish grandfather is performing a one-man show as himself.
Gibbs, a longtime congregant at Shir Ami in Newtown who still attends
events at the synagogue, opened his show with a recent performance at
KleinLife in Northeast Philadelphia. About 200 friends and family
members came to show their support. But really, they came to laugh. As
Gibbs said of the night, “I portrayed the character; I told the stories
and jokes; the audience laughed a lot.”
Gibbs calls himself the “Man of a Thousand Voices.” He does more than
100 celebrity impressions and has worked on more than 40,000 projects
worldwide, according to his press release. He partnered with Billy
Crystal, Julie Andrews and other celebrities on the “Love the Arts in
Philadelphia” campaign to promote the city’s cultural institutions.
Today
we're sharing one of Sol's stories about how the owner of his favorite delis handled a delicate matter with the IRS.
Enjoy!
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It's time to welcome another Shabbat, and today we're sharing Shalom Aleichem as sung last week by the third grade of the Solomon Schechter Day School of Bergen County.
The kids performed at a Havdalah ceremony in which they sang Shabbat songs from the liturgies for Friday night Kabbalat Shabbat and Shabbat day. Here you can see them bringing in Shabbat with Shalom Aleichem.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Today we're turning the calendar back 60 years to see Lesley Gore singing "It's My Party" and "She's a Fool" on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1963.
Gore, born Lesley Sue Goldstein, was an American singer, songwriter, actress, and activist. At the age of 16, she recorded the pop hit "It's My Party", a US number one in 1963. She followed it up with ten further Billboard top 40 hits including "Judy's Turn to Cry" and "You Don't Own Me".
Gore recorded composer Marvin Hamlisch's first hit composition, "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows", on May 21, 1963, while "It's My Party" was climbing the charts.
Gore later worked as an actress and television personality. She composed songs with her brother Michael Gore for the 1980 film Fame, for which he won an Academy Award.
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this classic episode set in a restaurant, diners take their check to the cashier where they are told that there will be a 5 to 10 minute wait to pay because there are other diners ahead of them.
Enjoy!
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Richard Belzer, who died in France on Sunday at the age of 78, was an American actor, stand-up comedian, and author.
He was best known for his role as BPD Detective, NYPD Detective/Sergeant, and DA Investigator John Munch, whom he portrayed as a regular cast member on the NBC police drama series Homicide: Life on the Street and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,as well as in guest appearances on several other series. He portrayed
the character for 23 years, from 1993 until retiring in 2016.
Belzer is best known for his performances as a detective on TV, but his acting
career was built on a signature persona in comedy, as a master of
seductive crowd work who set the template for the MC in the early days
of the comedy club. Often in jackets and shirts buttoned low, he cut a
stylish image, spiky and louche. He could charm with the best of them,
but unlike many performers, he didn’t come off as desperate for your
approval. He understood that one of the peculiar things about comedy is
that the line between irritation and ingratiation could easily blur.
Here's a video clip of a Belzer stand-up comedy performance in 1978 when he imagined what Bob Dylan sounded like at his Bar Mitzvah and what he would sound like as a Yiddish-inflected singer in his 80's.
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup: A group of Americans was traveling through Switzerland on a
big bus tour. As they stopped at a dairy farm the young guide led them
through the process of making cheese. And then...
Enjoy!
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Way back in 1999 when Jerry Seinfeld hosted Saturday Night Live, he gave a rare performance as someone other than himself. He played Lenny Schwartzman, a star basketball player for Yeshiva Academy in the Interfaith Basketball League.
Mary Katherine Gallagher, played by Molly Shannon, has a crush on Lenny and is the only Catholic girl who asks him to go out for a knish.
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Today we welcome another Shabbat with a rendition of Shalom Aleichem by Cantor Menachem Mirski of Temple Menorah in Redondo Beach, California.
Cantor Mirski was born and grew up in Przemyśl, Poland. Music,
spirituality and philosophy are three of his passions, to which he has
been devoted throughout his entire life. He received a master's degree
in philosophy in 2005 at the Maria Curie-Sklodowska University in
Lublin, Poland.
Soon after, in 2006, he founded his first klezmer band,
Klezmaholics, with whom he recorded two CDs and toured Sweden, Ukraine,
Romania and his home country, Poland. The tour included concerts at the
Jewish Culture Festival in Kraków in 2017 and 2018, together with American Yiddish singer Cindy Paley.
During his rabbinic program cantor Mirski
has worked for several Reform and Conservative communities in the Los
Angeles area: Temple Adat Elohim in Thousand Oaks, Temple Mishkon
Tephilo in Venice, Adat Shalom (Los Angeles), and Temple Beth Israel in
Pomona, as a cantor, b'nai mitzvah tutor and Torah reader. He has also
worked as a rabbinic intern at Masorti Olami, leading religious services
as well as teaching weekly on-line Torah class for Warsaw's Jewish
community.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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If you're a fan of Jewish Humor Central and happen to be in South Florida next Thursday February 23, you can see Blogger-in-Chief Al Kustanowitz present a 90 minute program on Jewish Humor at Florida Atlantic University's Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) in Boca Raton.
The program, Funniest Jewish Moments in Movies and Television, will include video clips from The Frisco Kid, All in the Family, Seinfeld, When Harry Met Sally, The Johnny Carson Show, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and Blazing Saddles.
The show is from 3 pm to 4:30 pm at FAU's Friedberg Auditorium in the Lifelong Learning Building. Entrance to the University is at 777 Glades Road in Boca Raton. Admission at the door is $35. Members can purchase tickets in advance for $30.
So bring your friends and let's meet afterwards to share some jokes at the conclusion of the program.
Here's a sample of what you'll see:
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Orny Adams (Adam Jason Orenstein) delivers a powerful, incisive stand-up routine that
vacillates between the relevant and the absurd. Orny attacks what’s
wrong with the world and sometimes even what’s wrong with Orny. He’s
brutally honest, satirical and his performance is ceaselessly
energetic.
We first ran into Orny Adams at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. We previously posted a comedy clip of Orny in one of his
Showtime specials. Orny has been performing on late night TV shows
and other comedy venues, and he's a regular at the Just for Laughs Festival.
Here's
an excerpt from his first appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno in 2007.
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Today is Valentine's Day. Yes, we know, we know, it's not supposed to be a
Jewish holiday. But when we researched the subject a couple of years
ago, we discovered that celebrating love can be very Jewish. The Los Angeles Jewish Home has
been providing a fertile environment for love to grow for many years.
As long as they keep reporting on love matches at their facility, we'll
keep sharing them with you, especially on Valentine's Day. Today's
love story is about Ray, 93 years old and a resident of The Jewish
Home, meeting Jerri, another 88-year-old resident, and how they went
through the phases of (these are the words of The Jewish Home, not ours) Courtship, Intimacy, Shacking Up, Meeting the Children, and Happily Ever After. Our
readership has doubled since we last visited the Los Angeles Jewish
Home on Valentine's Day. So for the benefit of our newer readers, here
is what we found then with regard to Jewish observance of this day.
There
always have been mixed feelings in the Jewish world about celebrating
this day which originally was named in honor of Valentine, a Christian
saint. And today, you can find opinions from rabbis of all Jewish
denominations that approve and disapprove of its observance.
We did some searching and found that despite some views that the holiday is foreign to Judaism
and should be avoided, there are a growing number of opinions, even in
the Orthodox world, that not only should the holiday be observed, but
that it should be embraced.
As Rabbi Benjamin Blech, professsor of Talmud at Yeshiva University, has written about Valentine's Day on the aish.com website,
As
Jews, we may not be sure whether it's proper for us to join the party.
After all, for the longest time the full name of this holiday was “St.
Valentine's Day” because of its legendary link with the apocryphal story
of one of the earliest Christian saints. Yet academics aren't the only
ones who have recognized the dubious historical basis of this
connection. Vatican II,
the landmark set of reforms adopted by the Catholic Church in 1969,
removed Valentine's Day from the Catholic church's calendar, asserting
that "though the memorial of St. Valentine is ancient… apart from his
name nothing is known… except that he was buried on the Via Flaminia on 14 February."
What's
left for this day, as proponents of its universal celebration declare,
is something that people of all faiths may in good conscience observe:
A day in which to acknowledge the power of love to make us fully
human.
When
I am asked as a rabbi if I think it's a good idea for Jews to
celebrate Valentine's Day, my standard answer is, "Yes, we should
celebrate love… every day of the year."
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(This is a Jewish Humor Central encore post, first published on February 13, 2014.)
It's
Monday again, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're
sharing one of the classic jokes told by William Novak, co-author with
Moshe Waldoks of The Big Book of Jewish Humor.
Last year, on Election Day, Novak retold the joke, along with many others,
in an hour-long webinar sponsored by Moment Magazine called Election Day 2022: Jewish Jokes Edition. The session was recorded and includes many more jokes, which we will share with you in the coming weeks.
Here's
the setup for today's joke: On a Delta flight from Atlanta a middle-aged, well-dressed woman finds herself seated next to a bearded man wearing a kippah. She immediately presses the button to call the flight attendant. And then...
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We've been posting more than 100 versions of Hava Nagila during our 13 years of Jewish Humor Central. Most have been faithful interpretations with more or less reasonable pronunciations of the Hebrew words.
Today we're going back 50 years to share a parody of the song by three British actors and musicians, with a translation that has nothing to do with the meaning of the original words.
In this video, Dudley Moore, Val Doonican, and Peter Cook collaborate in a spoof of Hava Nagila in which Nagila is a little Japanese sports car that's being sold by a British car dealer. Sure, it's silly, and so is the rest of the comedy sketch. But it was funny enough to air in 1972.
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Today we welcome another Shabbat with a special rendition of Adon Olam, sung by Cantor Netanel Hershtik of the Hampton Synagogue and Cantor Tzvi Weiss of the Great Synagogue in Jerusalem.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Jean Carroll was the first famous female standup comic. She died in 2011
at age 98. Until now, video of her performances has been rare.
Carroll
was born as Celine Zeigman on January 7, 1911 in Paris, France. She
began her career as part of the comedy dance team Carroll and Howe, with
her husband, vaudevillian Buddy Howe, who later became her manager. She appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show more than 20 times and had her own short-lived sitcom, The Jean Carroll Show (also known as Take It From Me), which aired for one season (1953–1954).
Here is a rare TV standup comedy routine that she delivered in 1965.
Enjoy!
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this classic episode a movie theater measured people as they entered and told them that the new policy was to seat them by height. Short people had to sit in the first two rows and tall people in the back two rows. Some of the reactions are hilarious.
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As
we surf the web looking for funny videos to post here, we come across
some very talented funny people who delight in creating interesting and
humorous situations to provide entertainment and reasons to laugh. Because
this is Jewish Humor Central, we try to find ones that have some kind
of Jewish connection. Sometimes they're obvious, and sometime they're a
bit of a stretch. Meir
Kalmanson has been posting funny Jewish videos on YouTube under the
name Meir Kay. An Orthodox Jewish filmmaker from Brooklyn, his aim is to
spread "happiness and positivity."
In this video Meir tries to fight hate with love and plants a sign in the street saying "If you support your Jewish Friends and the Jewish People, Let's Hug." And guess what happens.
Enjoy!
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Our "Joke to Start
the Week" post every Monday consistently gets the most views and we're
happy to share the humor of Marshal Greenblatt, William Novak, and Dr.
Jay Orlikoff whenever we find suitable jokes in their postings.
Today we're adding a new jokester to our weekly lineup and sharing some of the jokes and stories that Bucks County, Pennsylvania-based voice actor Joel Gibbs has been posting on his YouTube channel "Sol Stories."
Gibbs is starring as Sol Krupnick in “Meet Sol Krupnick,” “an
on-stage, theatrical, one-man-show” about a “Jewish kibitzer of
undetermined (old) age who shares fun stories about his crazy family,
tells classic jokes and offers ‘unique’ observations about the world
around him.”
Or, in other words, the 70-year-old Jewish grandfather is performing a one-man show as himself.
Gibbs, a longtime congregant at Shir Ami in Newtown who still attends
events at the synagogue, opened his show with a recent performance at
KleinLife in Northeast Philadelphia. About 200 friends and family
members came to show their support. But really, they came to laugh. As
Gibbs said of the night, “I portrayed the character; I told the stories
and jokes; the audience laughed a lot.”
Gibbs calls himself the “Man of a Thousand Voices.” He does more than
100 celebrity impressions and has worked on more than 40,000 projects
worldwide, according to his press release. He partnered with Billy
Crystal, Julie Andrews and other celebrities on the “Love the Arts in
Philadelphia” campaign to promote the city’s cultural institutions.
Today we're sharing one of Sol's stories about the time his wife Sophie was having breakfast with one of her friends and noticed something strange about her friend's ear.
Enjoy!
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The Nanny was an American television sitcom that originally aired on CBS from November 3, 1993, to June 23, 1999, starring Fran Drescher as Fran Fine, a Jewish fashionista from Flushing, Queens, New York, who becomes the nanny of three children from the New York–British high society.
The show was created and produced by Drescher and her then-husband Peter Marc Jacobson,
taking much of its inspiration from Drescher's personal life growing up
in Queens, involving names and characteristics based on her relatives
and friends. The show earned a Rose d'Or, and one Emmy Award, out of a total of twelve nominations; Drescher was twice nominated for a Golden Globe and an Emmy. The sitcom has also spawned several foreign adaptations, loosely inspired by the original scripts.
One episode featured the use of Yiddish words starting with "far...", providing a minute of laughs and also a lesson in Yiddish expressions.
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Rabotai (meaning gentlemen) is a fresh and exciting Jewish a cappella
group comprised of energetic vocal talent and professional beatboxing.
Coming from different corners of the world, its members found each other
in Israel, where they are rapidly becoming a sought after group to
entertain audiences big and small. They specialize in mixing classical Jewish songs with
modern pop.
Today we're welcoming Shabbat by sharing a Rabotai medley of Shabbat songs including V'shamru (Kiddush), Dror Yikra (Zemirot), and Naar Hayiti (Birkat Hamazon).
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Today we're going back 60 years to watch Neil Sedaka sing As Long as She Needs Me on The Ed Sullivan Show.
Sedaka was born in Brooklyn, New York. His father, Mordechai "Mac" Sedaka, was a taxi driver of Sephardi Jewish descent from Turkey. Sedaka's paternal grandparents came to the United States from Istanbul in 1910.
Sedaka's mother, Eleanor (née Appel), was an Ashkenazi Jew of Polish and Russian descent. He grew up in Brighton Beach. Sedaka (the name is a variant of the Hebrew word Tzedaka - charity) is a cousin of singer Eydie Gorme.
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this classic 1992 episode people arriving for a medical exam are surprised to discover that instead of seeing a doctor, they are asked to sit in a booth equipped with medical equipment and respond to instructions from a voice in the booth.
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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