Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Candid Camera
was a popular and long-running American hidden camera reality
television series. Versions of the show appeared on television from 1948
until 2014. Originally created and produced by Allen Funt, it often featured practical jokes, and initially began on radio as The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
The show involved concealed cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims were
told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera." The catchphrase became a song with music and lyrics by Sid Ramin.
Today
we're going back 61 years to 1963 when kids playing baseball were confronted with an unexpected situation: What happens when you're running to first base and the base runs away from you?
We've been posting funny video clips from the past on Thursdays for many years, but there are so many good ones out there that we're expanding the project to selected Tuesdays, calling the series Timeless Tuesday Comedy Showcase.
We have resisted posting comedy videos about the current presidential election because of the heated political environment and strong passions about the candidates. But we think enough time has passed to be able to look back 24 years to the contest between George W. Bush and Al Gore.
And what better commentator on the political scene in 2000 than comedian Jackie Mason. In January 2001 he was a guest on a Canadian talk show hosted by standup comedian Mike Bullard.
Bullard was a Canadian stand-up comic and
broadcaster. He was the host of two late-night talk shows, Open Mike
with Mike Bullard on CTV from 1997 to 2003 and The Mike Bullard Show on
Global from 2003 to 2004.
In this video clip from Bullard's talk show, Jackie Mason carries on about the ridiculous aspects of the election. He observes that 90 million gentiles voted but the result will depend on seven old Jews in wheelchairs in Miami.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup: Rabbi Mendel Kaplan and Father John Houlihan met at the town's Fourth of July picnic. And then...
Yonah Paley has more than a decade of experience in genealogy.
Through hard work, learning, and a strong knowledge of record-finding,
he has managed to trace multiple lines back to the 1700s and excels at
piecing together descendants and lost branches of families that were
split up through emigration waves of the 1880s-1920s, as well as the
Holocaust.
He specializes in researching Jews of Eastern Europe and the Baltic states and has localized specialties in parts of:
Lithuania/Latvia
Galicia (portions of modern-day Ukraine, Poland)
Slovakia/Hungary
Belarus
The USA
And much, much more!
In this video he explains five ways in which European Jews changed their names from long Jewish sounding names to shorter versions or versions that had a more American or generic sound.
He counters the often cited claim that the original name was changed by a clerk in Ellis Island at the completion of the journey to America. Some of the changes are easily understood as they retain the basis of the original name, but others are completely unrelated.
What was your original family name, and how was it changed by a parent or grandparent? If you're into genealogical research, you might find some surprises in your background.
Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah has been used as the musical basis for many liturgical poems that are sung throughout the Jewish year. We've posted the song many times in many venues around the world.
Today we have another version of Lecha Dodi, one of the key musical poems in the Kabbalat Shabbat service on Friday night sung to the same tune. This version was performed by Student Cantor Kyra Goldman at Temple Kehillat Chaim, a diverse Reform congregation in Roswell, Georgia, a suburb of Atlanta.
The Yiddish Philharmonic Chorus began as a musical expression of the Jewish labor movement. It was founded in 1922 as the Freiheit Gezang Farein, an outgrowth of the leftist Morgen Freiheit
Yiddish newspaper.
In 1948, the Chorus changed its name to The Jewish
People’s Philharmonic Chorus—likely to avoid scrutiny during the
McCarthy era. Now that it's a century old, they changed the name
again—to reflect the goals of learning, enjoying, and promoting the
Yiddish language and Yiddish choral music.
The chorus is a multigenerational thirty-five-voice
ensemble. They're students, professionals, and robust retirees, all in
love with singing and committed to promoting Yiddish language and
culture through beautiful four-part harmony.
Led by conductor Binyumen Schaechter, they perform each spring and fall at Merkin Concert Hall and most summers
at the North American Jewish Choral Festival. They've also performed at
Symphony Space, Carnegie Hall, Shea Stadium, West Point, Queens College,
the World Trade Center site after 9/11, and places of worship
throughout the New York metropolitan area.
Today we're sharing a video of the chorus singing Neil Diamond's "Zey kumen kin Amerike" ("They're Coming to America") as performed June 16, 2024
as the opening number of the concert on the theme of Jewish immigration,
"From Varshe and Vilne to Vashington Heights,"
at the Merkin Hall at Kaufman Music Center in New York City.
Binyumen Schaechter is the chorus conductor and Seth Weinstein is the pianist.
Hymie's Deli, a non-kosher Jewish deli in the Philadelphia suburbs, has become a focal point in the presidential race between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.
A video ad supporting President-elect Trump was posted on YouTube on Saturday, October 19. The ad, sponsored by the Republican Jewish Coalition, featured three Jewish women seated in a booth discussing some of the issues in the campaign.
A few days later, the same deli was used for a competing ad supporting Vice President Kamala Harris.
The ads were featured in a commentary by talk show host Michael Smerconish and posted on YouTube.
The deli, which serves traditional Jewish foods, is not under kosher supervision. In a response to a question on the internet about whether the meat served is kosher, the owner replied: "No, we are not a kosher deli.
We are more of a "New York" style deli-restaurant, but we do sell meat & cheese together as well as bacon, etc..."
If you look very closely, you will see that the coffee mugs on the table bear a clearly non-partisan, non-political message:
Earlier this year the leaders of indigenous nations around the world opened an embassy in Jerusalem. Delegations from the South Pacific, North America, Canada and South Africa, came to Jerusalem for the inauguration.
Various others sent recorded messages.
The Indigenous Embassy in
Jerusalem does not represent a specific state or country. Rather, it
embodies the voices of indigenous leaders and their people from across
the world and will serve as a hub of information and a helping hand in
the Promised Land.
The embassy opening was attended by leaders of indigenous communities from around the world (New Zealand, Australia, Hawaii, and the Pacific Islands), Dr. Mike Evans, Deputy Mayor of Jerusalem, and representatives from the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Speakers of the indigenous communities brought special gifts from overseas, expressed their true and strong support in Israel and finished with songs performed in Hebrew. The ceremony concluded with the grand unveiling of the embassy sign and the singing of Sh'ma Yisrael and Hava Nagila.
The representatives from Hawaii asked the indigenous leaders to stand
and stretch out their hands over the audience of Israelis as they sang
the Aaronic Blessing in Hawaiian. The delegation from Puerto Rico
accompanied themselves on traditional instruments as they, too, sang
blessings over Israel. A representative for the queen of Tonga read the
Song of Moses from Deuteronomy 32:1–43.
It's
another Monday, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're
sharing a joke by Rabbi Shais Taub, an American Hasidic rabbi and
author.
Rabbi Taub
writes about Jewish mysticism and is also known for his work in the
field of addiction recovery. He is a weekly columnist for Ami magazine.
Here's
the setup: A non-Jew asked his Jewish friend to take him to his synagogue. On Saturday morning at the synagogue the non-Jew asked his Jewish friend what everything is about. And then...
In 2020 the Forverts launched a daily series of
short informal video clips called Yiddish Word of the Day.
The series,
written and narrated by Forverts editor Rukhl Schaechter, aims to give
non-Yiddish speakers an introduction to familiar Yiddish words and phrases and
how they might be used in everyday situations.
Schaechter, who was appointed the new editor of the Forverts in 2016, is
the first woman to helm the paper in its 119-year history, its first
editor to have been born in the United States, and likely its first editor
who is shomeret Shabbat.
We posted the
first
of this series in May 2020. Now that the Forverts is continuing the
series, we'll continue sharing some of the words and phrases as a regular feature of
Jewish Humor Central. Today
we get to learn the Yiddish words and expressions for aches and pains.
Tonight we welcome Shabbat with the singing of Yigdal by Emeritus Hazzan Daniel Halfon of the Yad Harav Nissim synagogue in Jerusalem and a leading authority of the cantorial style of the western Sephardim.
A classically trained baritone, Halfon was born in England and grew up in London's ancient Spanish and Portuguese community under the tutelage of Rabbi Dr Abraham Levy z"l.
He studied Hazzanut with four of the outstanding cantors of the Western Sephardi tradition: Eliezer Abinun z"l, Abraham Beniso z"l, Abraham Lopes Cardozo z"l and Halfon Benarroch z"l.
As a young man he received the call from Congregation Shearith Israel in New York to serve as Hazzan, and over the past 30 years he has been invited to sing in Sephardi synagogues across the world.
In 2006 he was appointed by the President of the State of Israel as Hazzan of the Presidential Synagogue.
Daniel studied vocal production with Neil Semer and Kenneth Newbern in New York, and in Jerusalem with Jay Shir.
This spirited melody for Yigdal, which bears a striking, but probably wholly coincidental, resemblance to the Scottish folk song Coming Through The Rye, is a comparative late comer to the London repertoire. In all likelihood it was brought to Bevis Marks from the Netherlands by Hazzan Joseph Gomes de Mesquita (1878-1958). Although much loved, it is sung only occasionally on Shabbatot and Mo’adim.
In the Portuguese community of Amsterdam, by contrast, this tune is the standard Erev Shabbat melody. In addition it provides an endearing setting for the table song Yah Ribon.
